Coke

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by hihihi_ii

by hihihi_ii

Ahhh sorry for not updating for, like, four months.

Role: Survivor

Map: Farm

Main character: Jia (me, I know I said in the last chapter that I'm going to call me doggers after the update, but...doggers just sound weird, so I'm going to use whatever name I used for the game)

Other characters: July

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Jia was determined. She had a goal, a very important goal. And no, the goal wasn't to survive, nor to kill everyone. No, her goal was to find coke. But...where in the world can she find coke??? As far as she knew, there wasn't any coke on the farm. Besides, she prefered coca-cola (A/N are coke and coca-cola the same thing, I can't tell.)

But, July was driving her crazy.

The game had originally started peacefully. Everyone had met up in the middle, chatting. Someone even started a dance party. It was fun...that is until this person arrived.

He popped up and started screaming

"WHERE'S MY COKE"

Jia's eardrums are going to burst. He was that loud.

Ever since then, Jia had been going out of her way to trying to figure out where the coke is.

She looked up and down, left and right, inside and outside, barely joining in on the conversations in the main group. She can still faintly hear July going berserk for coke.

Jia decided to take a different approach.

"Hey, I know where your coke is."

"WHERE?"

"Somewhere in the universe"

She was ignored.

Defeated, Jia kept searching.

Finally, Jia looked upwards at the ceiling and saw the most beautiful sight ever: a 1/3rd full bottle of flat coke. She didn't know why July would want this, it looked less appetizing than expired milk.

Jia sprinted back to the main place. The first thing she had noticed was that it was quiet. Loudly quiet. It looked like there were only 4 players left. And...July was gone.

She looked back at the coke in dismay. All that work for nothing.

"Welp."

And she downed it. :P

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(Pretend that coke exists in the game for the sake of the plot.)

Oh yeah, and the good team won.

Well, happy memorial day! (I don't know if other countries have this holiday, I'm in the United States)

Now, let's please take a moment to pay our respects.

Bye!