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ABOUT: hi im niall and i obsess over this guy at my school who looks like a greek god :)))
niall-and-friends:
hello friends,
now, before you call me an imbecile and close this, i've got something to say.
girls are goddamn weird. honestly, girls are probably the weirdest thing ever. that's probably why i'm gay.
you're probably wondering what a 'nice catholic boy' like myself is doing preferring a pole over a hole. well, i've got only one reason - actually two, if you count girls being weird - zayn malik. or rather, everyone's favorite greek god.
zayn malik is the sole reason i haven't a) killed myself or b) killed everyone else. he's so beautiful, he puts a shame to me. he's the kind of hot where he's so hot, the mirror says "lookin' good zayn" in the morning where for me it well - shatters everywhere.
ANONYMOUS ASKED:
who is zayn malik and how does he even look????
NIALL-AND-FRIENDS ANSWERED:
anon, anon. anon, anon, fUCKING ANON. zayn malik is the most beautiful human being on this planet, it puts me to shame you don't know who he is! :o
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in which niall is a crazy fanboy who loves zayn.
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the homosexual's guide to life × ziall
Fanfiction“goddamn jay.” “you’re so cute when you’re fangirling.”
