the homosexual's guide to life × ziall

question two - what's your name?

idk about you guys but i'm rly enjoying how this is progressing, and i have a lot planned!! also most of this will be written in #JayStyle :D

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niall-and-friends.tumblr.com

1 NEW MESSAGE!

12 NEW FOLLOWERS!

FROM: fifty-shades-of-j.tumblr.com

hi niall

you: hello little friend!!

fifty-shades-of-j: i asked you a question yesterday as anon, and i guess u seem pretty cool hi

you: aye thx man

so what's your name since you obviously know mine?

fifty-shades-of-j: i dont rly tell people my name, i just go by j.

you: ok j hi im niall

fifty-shades-of-j: hi niall im j

(NIALL and this 'J' character talked for a while on tumblr, until it was midnight, and both of them were pretty knackered. After a couple days, J asked if he could have NIALL'S number, and though NIALL was a bit hesitant, he did give it to J. Soon enough, they were talking through the phone, via text.)

HARRY: (looking at NIALL as he walks into class) "You look like shit."

NIALL: (sitting down, and smiling wryly) "Nice hickies."

HARRY: (adjusting the scarf around his neck) "Fuck off! Louis and I had some fun last night." (smirking.)

NIALL: (laughing softly) "That's evident". (he looks down at his phone, smiling)

HARRY: (gasps) "What's this? You're smiling? To whom do I owe the honor?"

NIALL: (blushing, as he hides his phone away) "No one. I'm not smiling."

HARRY: "Harry hears a bitch ass liar."

NIALL: "Watch your profanities." (he gazes down at his phone again)

jaaaaaay:

nIALL

NIALL I

NIALL HELP IM IN CLASS

you:

jAYYYY

JAYYY IM IN CLASS TOO

HARRY: "Who're you texting?" (skeptical)

NIALL: (shrugging) "Someone I met online."

HARRY: (smirking) "Is he hot?"

NIALL: (groaning) "He's an anon."

HARRY: (pouts, as he folds his arms) "Fine, be a party pooper."

jaaaaaay:

i see u m8

you:

what

jaaaaay:

youre talking to harry

you:

sTALKER STATUS JAY

jaaaaay:

what can i say

srsly didn't you know i was in your school???

you:

nO!!! tHIS IS BIG NEWS YOU SHIT!!!!

(NIALL gazes around the room, looking to see a bunch of people texting. He spots ZAYN giggling at his screen)

NIALL: (thoughts) "Probably a cute text from his boyfriend."

you:

when can i know who u are man

jaaaaay:

when i'm less of a wimp m8

u look cute btw ((:

you:

i look like trash thx :D

jaaaay:

i happen to love trash

:DDDDDD

you:

you and your kinks jay

jaaaaay:

;DDDDDDDDD