this will be written in #JayStyle :3 if you don't
know what that is, jay style is what
@jeddiejay writes some of his/her [im
actually not sure about the authors gender
but oops] stuff in, i've been wanting to try it
out for a while. c:
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(at school, both HARRY and NIALL are standing at their lockers, when NIALL abruptly shuts his.)
NIALL: (exasperated sigh) "Fuck school, I'll be a prostitute!
HARRY: (looking to NIALL, smirking) "Highly improbable, there aren't any gay prostitues."
NIALL: (glaring at HARRY) "Fuck you! I've read it in fan fictions!"
HARRY: (winking at NIALL) "You wish!"
NIALL: (sighing) "While we're on the fucking subject, can we talk about how fuckable Zayn looks today?"
HARRY: (groaning, as he shuts his locker)
NIALL: (lovingly staring at ZAYN accross room, who is happily chatting to LIAM) "I mean, he's sex on legs!"
HARRY: (burst out laughing, pats NIALL on shoulder) "You're something different, Ni."
NIALL: (notably blushing. spins on heel, walking away from HARRY who is still profusely laughing.)
niall-and-friends.tumblr.com posted!
niall-and-friends:
hello little friends!
yes, yes today i saw the motherfucking greek god from my locker and let me tell 'ya! its a view!! honestly, i think zayn malik is the aura of perfection, literally everything about him is gorgeous i can't even breathe.
harry makes fun of me like the little shit he is but not eVERYONE IS BLESSED WITH A HOT BOYFRIEND LIKE YOURS, HAROLD!
(NIALL'S phone vibrates)
NIALL: (gazing down at message)
from: cock sucker
hA SUCK MY DICK YOU LONELY SHIT
to: cock sucker
no thx im good :))
from: cock sucker
:((
i'm hurt niall
to: cock sucker
do your homework you shit
from: cock sucker
wHAT WAS THAT CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BOYFRIEND. BOYFRIEND
IF IMESSAGE COULD DO ITALICS THAT WOULD BE IN ITALICS
to: cock sucker
harry i s2g i'll chop your dick off
(HARRY doesn't reply, NIALL laughs at his replies. NIALL looks back at his computer screen, seeing a number one at his tumblr inbox)
ANONYMOUS ASKED:
why are you so infatuated with this zayn guy, he's not even that special.
NIALL-AND-FRIENDS ANSWERED:
you obvs haven't seen zayn malik.
ANONYMOUS ASKED:
i have, he's really just some kid.
NIALL-AND-FRIENDS ANSWERED:
well, anon. zayn malik is my whole world, my sunshine and my end. you hear that??
YOU ARE READING
the homosexual's guide to life × ziall
Fanfiction“goddamn jay.” “you’re so cute when you’re fangirling.”
