At the dark forest...
Brambleclaw: I HAVE COOKIESSSSSSSS
Mapleshade: no. no cookies for you until you drop and give me fifty.
Brambleclaw: *pumps out fifty reps in 10 seconds* phew *pant*
Mapleshade: wha- um ok now go take a shower because of the smell
Brambleclaw: ok... *takes a shower*
Mapleshade: good. you can have cookies now.
Brambleclaw: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *eats all cookies except for one*
Mapleshade: go on. eat it.
Brambleclaw: so... full... *offers cookie to mapleshade* you want it?
Mapleshade: NOOOO EWWWWWW I HATE COOKIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dark forest comes crashing down on every cat because mapleshade hates cookies*
(A/N) Thanks for all of the support! I am really happy that lots of people read my book! I started out feeling like that nobody would like it. But then I found out that there were so many people with my same interests!
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Brambleclaw's Pranks (inspired by 50 ways to annoy Firestar)
HumorThese are spoofs. Always remember there are two warrior spoof rules: Firestar hates waffles, and never touch Jayfeather's stick, he will shred you. Enjoy!
