JJBA x Reader (mostly smuts) + headcanons

LoveSick Smut (Johnny Joestar x Fem Reader)

You sit near the fire that Gyro had created to keep you all warm and smirk to yourself. You had just gotten an amazing idea.

"Hey, Johnny! Could I give you a makeover?"

"Absolutely not," he responds in a nonchalant voice.

"Awwww." you look over at Gyro. "How bout' you Gyro? Could I please give you a makeover?"

Gyro fakely gasps, " Y/N, are you going to turn me into a beautiful woman?" he says in a joking manner.

"Of course, sweetie! I can do wonders! Even for helpless creatures like you!" you reply, giggling to yourself.

You take out a cloth to set your makeup down. You gently tap on the spot where Gyro would sit.

Johnny looks at you two with jealousy. If only he could walk, be nicer, funnier, and a flirt like Gyro, he could maybe have a chance with you and tell you how he truly feels.

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"Okay, Gyro aaaand done!" You give him a mirror to look at himself. "I say you pass for a beautiful woman."

"I look so- HOT! Wow, I've never seen myself this smoking before!" he says while tightly grabbing the mirror and jumping with excitement. "Hey, Johnny, would you date me?!" Gyro says crouching, and grabbing Johnny's arm gently.

"N-no gross! Get away from me." he tugs his hand out of Gyro's grip.

You laugh at Gyro and Johnny's actions.

"So Johnny, would you consider getting a makeover now?" you look over at Johnny.

"Fine but, make it quick."

"Yay!" you jump in excitement. "I promise you won't regret it!"

"I hope so too."

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You give Johnny your mirror "Soo, what do you think!"

Johnny looks at, in his opinion, UGLY makeover, given by Y/N. (@Bi_Trash12369 forced me to include this sentence...)

"It's good, Y/N... WOW! It's awesome! It's great this deeeeefinitely makes me look like a woman." replies Johnny.

You hug Johnny, "See told you you'd like it!" you feel Johnny's heart start to gain speed rapidly. You pull away. "Hey Johnny, are you alright? You're hearts beating quickly all of a sudden.

Johnny covers his growing tent with his hands. " I'm... fine, Y/N."

"Let me carry you to your tent," you say.

"No Y/N, Gyro could do it." Johnny mentally panics.

"It wasn't an offer, Johnny," you grab Johnny's frail figure and carry him bridal style. You notice Johnny covering something with his left hand. "Whatchu got there, Johnny?"

"Nothing!" he responds almost immediately. You notice his face getting red.

"Hey Gyro, Johnny's turning kinda red and, his heartbeat is fast. Do you think he's sick?"

"I wouldn't say he's sick, Y/N, " Gyro laughs. "I would say lovesick."

You turn red, "Haha, very funny, Gyro." you enter Johnny's tent

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You gently place him on his sleeping bag. Just as you're about to leave, you feel Johnny grab your hand.

"Stay." ("HEEEEEYYYY". ily no homo if you got that reference)

"Oh sure thing, Johnny" you sit next to Johnny. You take off his hat, gently and slowly caressing his golden locks. They feel soft around your fingers. You feel Johnny's fingers gently stroke your thigh. Though there was no talking, there was a comfortable, welcoming silence. You see Johnny struggling to sit up and help him.