Karl Heisenberg headcanons,and such

Cool uncle headcanon

i mean come on,you cant tell me he would be the type of cool uncle that would take Bela,Daniela, and Cassandra to the mall and buy them stuff from hot topic,and take them to concerts,and that he would definitely yeet metal at someone if they try to hit on the girls. I also have a feeling he would sneak into the castle and sneak them out in the middle of the night and take them on an adventure.

oneshot:

Heisenberg's pov

I snuck into the castle through tunnel that I had a soldat drill out, my sister had no clue it existed but the girls knew; today was a day we were going to sneak out and go out to a mall in the nearest city. I knock on the girls' door trying not to be to loud as to alert my sister that I am here, Cassandra opens the door and quickly ushers me in "so what are we doing today?" Bela asks,staring at her phone. I shake my head at the girls "well, I was thinking going to the mall and doing some shopping?"  I say but it comes out more as a question; "well let's hurry up and go" Cass whines.

-----timeskip weeowww-----

 We finally got to the mall about an hour later,the girls wanted to go to hot topic,of course, when we get in the store they start handing me the stuff they want, Daniela picked out a choker with a fake lollipop on it, and Bela grabbed some cool earrings that had black roses that reminded me of her mother, and Cass showed me friendship bracelets that had a pair of scissors for me and her; all 3 grab a matching band tee as well. Right before we were about to check out Bela and Daniela came running over with something else in their hand "uncle, uncle, you have to get these or yourself pleaseee" they begged, I looked confused before looking down at what they were holding,it was a pair of earrings that looked like gold with gears and little flies.

I sigh "you girls are glad I love you" putting the earrings on the counter with the rest of the items, after paying we leave the store before a realization hits me; "uh,girls, I dont have my ears pierced" I tell them,all 3 look at each other with a dumbfounded look "oh right,hmm give us a second" Bela says before they form a little huddle in the middle of the walkway. "uncle follow us" Bela finally announces after the huddle breaks up so I mindlessly follow them to wherever they're taking me; not long after we started walking they stop in front of a store called 'claires', stare at the store that looks like it was made for five year olds. 

"why are we here exactly?" I look at the three confused

"they do piercings here" the three say at the same time,of course they do,why didn't they just ask if we could go to a piercing shop instead of here? honestly it's so pink and bright,and i pretty sure I saw at least two crying 8 year olds walk out of the store with their parents. I sigh "fine,but i'm not paying so I hope you brought Alcina's card" we walk in and Daniela explains to a worker that I want to get my ears pierced,the worker asks me to fill out some forms,and what type of jewelry i'd like for the healing process, I pick a pair of simple fake diamonds; god this whole situation is so embarrassing,but I cant let the girls know so I suck it up and sit on the very tiny chair in the shop.

Cassandras pov

I look at my uncle,who is very obviously embarrassed by the situation, the store worker counts down from 3 and when she gets to one she punches the piercing gun through his ear; I see his jaw clench, and then piercer does the other ear. us four leave,and the 2 other girls start laughing at him slightly as he switches to the hot topic earring we picked for him (even though you arent supposed to change your earrings for like 4 weeks until your ears are healed, plz dont copy karl).

Heisenberg's pov again

we're walking to the food court when i hear someone wolf whistle,I look around and see two men at least in their late 30's staring at my girls,who do these fuckers think they are? the girls give me a look trying to tell me not to worry about it, "hey hotties,you wanna come back to our place" they shout out at the girls and that's when I lose my self control. I control a knife to fly to both of their throats and walk right up to their faces "what did you say to my girls?" I say fuming and the two 'men' tremble a little,I push them both to the ground and start walking out of the mall with the 3 as quickly as possible. 

"that was crazy,you really showed them, huh?" Daniela says and laughs with her sisters.

"well someone had to be angry at them,just do not tell your mother,she would murder the guys first and then me" I chuckle as we make our way to my car.

well thats the end of this chapter,its a bit longer than usual but i thought you guys deserved wholesome Heisenberg,it may not be the the best and the end is a bit rushed but  still like how it came out. would you guys like another wholesome Karl chapter? any suggestions?