Ohh yeah bitches

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a/n : HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE READ THIS BOOK IM SCREAMING LIKE A WHALE, please could you also vote plz :)

I did the dance in the picture that should be somewhere :)

Sorry this is really short I'm revising for my mocks which are coming up, but anyways have a great Easter :)

ASHLEYS POV

3 months

The tour was finished, and 24/7 I would be getting calls from the boys, it got so bad that I changed my number

" hey baby" my mum called as she walked into my apartment, I had been on the sofa, staying here for days only moving for loo breaks

" you need to be seen outside, just so the boys know your okay" she tried to smile

I nodded, that's another thing, silence no talking for days, broken

I lift myself off the sofa and padded to my room, if the boys wanted a show they would get one

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LIAMS POV

The boys and me moped about on the sofa's, we didn't know what to do with ourselves

" BREAKING NEWS FOR THE 1D FANDOM" the tv shouted at us, an annoying music new channel started to play

We all stared at it, annoyed and frustrated

"Sister to one of the biggest pop stars in the planet, Liam Payne, goes out dressed as a banana, claims coming in through all around the world that Ashley Payne has officially lost it, after being hospitalised a couple of months ago, Ashley 20 took a break from Twitter and social network, since then she has barely left her flat, news reporters are with her now"

The screen cuts to a interviewer wearing a red dress, and next to her stands my sister, banana costume and all, a bright smile upon her face

" hi there" the interviewer laughs holding up a microphone to my sister face

"I'm a banana" she says in a serious tone " I'm joking" she laughs "I'm a banana to aware people about condoms, as I once told my brother, you got to wrap it before you tap it" she faces the camera and waves

I sink lower into the sofa, trying to hide from the glares I'm getting, my face is red I can tell as I catch my reflection in a shiny surface

"You told Liam that?" The interviewer has the microphone back on her as Ashley starts dancing

" yeah, he tried to give me the talk, when I admitted I liked--" and that's when the tv went black and all the lights went out

"Power cut" someone muttered properly louis, he hated not having his phone on full charge

I sat in the darkness, awaiting the questions

"Soo" I awkwardly dragged out

"Who is it? WHOO DOESSSS SHEEE LIKEEE" harry and Zayn screeched in our ears, like fan girls

" I can't remember" I lied, knowing perfectly well my little sister had fallen in love with a certain Irish band member across the sofa from me

But I wasn't going to tell them that, wait was I?

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