The Badass Sister

Did that go well or not?.

Edited

"Fuck you" Ashley screamed at I died yet again on flappy birds, this games fucking sucks she thought, her iPad was thrown across the sofa in anger.

The iPhone ring tone played around the large living room of Ashley's house. She hummed along to the tone before she moved her hand around the sofa.

She lifted the pillow of the sofa, and spotted her iPhone laying face down. She flipped it over and frowned at the 'unknown number'

"HELLOO" She screamed Marcus butler style after she pressed the green icon signalling 'answer' and put the phone to her ear in one swift movement, used to the thousands of phone calls daily.

"Well hello to you to babe" a British accent spoke. It was feminine and soft. But this was not any British person this was Dan Howell, youtuber.

"Urm hi, did you just call me babe" Ashley stuttered. So maybe she was a tiny tiny fan of Dan...

"Yes I did princess" Ashley breath gets caught in her throat. The fan-girling in Ashley's head is unbelievable.

"A weird child came to my door and told me to call a certain Pretty young girl" Dan spoke in the poshest accent ever, making Ashley smile at her phone like a fool.

"Louis" Ashley mutters knowing him he properly wants to come kill her after she stole his passport before they went away.

What?! She Thought it would keep Liam here a little longer, it didn't because Louis tickled her till she gave up where she hid it.

"Tell him to come to mine, and to bring food" Ashley spoke darkly before hanging up, her mind was filled with pranks.

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Ashley walked out of the kitchen smiling, everything was placed perfectly.

"WE ARE HERE, LET US IN WE BRING FOOD" Louis shouts from the other side of Ashley's front door. That boy will never learns how to be quite Ashley thinks letting her heeled boots click against the laminate floor.

She checks herself in the mirror first, a white lace dress and black heels, simple and effective. She opened the door slowly regretting what she was doing.

As soon as the door was wide enough 4/5 boys hugged me close, Niall had his face in between my boobs but Ashley was complaining he is welcome to stay there all he likes.

When Ashley was let go Harry twirled her around and she smiled wide as she straightened out her dress and invited them in.

Once they all sat on the sofa the plan started. Unaware they had walked into a trap the boys smiled at Ashley.

"BABE" he screamed from upstairs
5/5 boys turned to look at Ashley with shocked expressions on their faces, Ashley kept in a smile.

"YES " She screamed back to Dylan who was up stairs. The plan with in full swing.

"WHEN ARE YOU TELLING YOUR BROTHER " Dylan shouted. The boys flicked their eyes between Ashley and Liam. Liam had sweaty palms already but now he could feel little drops of sweat rolling down his forehead. He was scared

"WHEN YOU GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE " Ashley replied, she could feel how tense it was in this room and she didn't know if she could take it anymore without laughing.

"Okay be down in a sec" Dylan sounded like he was trying hard not to laugh but the boys didn't pick up on it.

Ashley turned to face the boys, none of them had said anything, wouldn't blame them, She had to keep a straight face through all of this and one of the boys saying something would set her off laughing.

The boys watched a 5ft8 guy wrap his muscles around Ashley's small waist. Liam watched her relax into this guys arms and he became more tense then before. Was this guy treating her right? Was the only thing in his mind.

Niall watched this guys tongue slide across Ashley's face, he felt jealousy fire a slight anger in his stomach.

"Did you just freaking lick me" Ashley half screamed a wide smile on her face.

"Oh hell nah you fucker" she turned round and started to playfight, Ashley ended up on the sofa with Dylan tickling her while the boys stared at the two not knowing what to do or think.

"WATCH OUT YOUR KILL EMILY" Ashley screams protectively holding her stomach and sitting up.

"Oh shit I'm sorry babe" Dylan half shouts over 5/5 of one direction who have registered what is going on.

"YOUR FUCKING PREGNANT"

"HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID"

"I LOVE YOU"

"KEVIN WOULD BE ASHAMED"

"CONGRATS, GUYS STOP BEING MEAN SHE PROPERLY WANTS THIS BABY THEN LET HER HAVE IT"
Surprisingly the last comment came from Liam and Ashley lost it, holding onto her stomach as titled her head back to laugh freely, Dylan chuckled before kissing Ashley's cheek

"Again sometimes?" Dylan nods, before leaving.

"YOUR FACES" Ashley was still laughing when Dylan left the room 4/5 eyes following him with daggers. Niall was staring at Ashley laughing.

He smiled wide as Ashley wiped a year fallen from her eye before looking at all the faces around the room.

Ah crap I'm in deep shit she though, clapping her hands together and laughing all over again

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AUTHORS NOTE
DO YOU HATE ME?, I tried. Meh don't like it shove a book up your arse and sit down
Love you guys really
-k