jesus x judas- enemies to lovers

pocket full o drugs

jesus pov-

i was getting hungry, feeling like an absolute gangster with my new enemies to lovers idea when i just remembered. judas gave me a tenner to go round to the illegal shoppe round the bend. cool ig.
i hopped on my donkey and plodded on down to "ye olde druggie".

i met the guy there. he kinda looked like my dad.
"a tenner eh'?"
the man took the tenner and inspected it.

"yeah." i said.
he licked the money [respectfully]

"..im the son of god can i get a discoun-"

"no."

he thwacked the tenner in the tray.
"well? pick something son" he probed.

i nervously stepped forward.

the man raised a finger like a lightimagaybulb just hit him. he took a tray of pills out from the thing and handed them to me.
"there ya go. take care!" he gave me a small shove out the shoppe and waved me goodbye.
i didnt really have time to reply or anything.

i guess ive got me a pocket full of drugs.