As Christmas is in peril
of being ruined forever
don't waste your fear
for the good docah is here.
Though you are unsure
if he is the doctor
from before
for his accent comes and goes
like a voice with a cold.
But he is
the only one
who may know
how to keep the elf
from falling off the self
and into the light
which shines oh so bright.
So you have no choice
but to let him work
even when his frustration
begins to show
making him complain
to and fro.
Claiming that the way
he is to operate
is absurd
for how is he to know
how to heal the poor soul
when the tools are not what is used
in the hospital where he roams.
Even more alarming
then that all
is when he suggest
that the patient should recall
what is causing him to fall
as he is being operated on.
You hope it's just a fib
breed out of frustration
and the stress he's in
but then you remember
what happened last
your hope dwindles fast.
But to your
and the doctor's surprise
the patient makes it out alive
he calls it a miracle
brought about by Christmas time.
He then leaves
to demand a drink
that would be frown upon
in most lines of work
where you must be alert.
But after all
as he is sure to recall
this hospital is sketchy
so a lot goes on
that may be against the law.
Knowing this all
maybe you should go
switch hospitals
with actual practices in store.
Just be sure
not to let him know
before you go.
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The Entire History of the Jacksepticeye Egos
FanfictionI decided to challenge myself to write a poem for every JSE ego video that has the potential to be canon or is known canon. Going from the very first to the very last. Unless a new ego video comes out before I finish the current ones in which case I...