Lay on someones windsheild and pretend to be a bug when someone says move buzz
Stand in walmart and when a voice comes over the intercom scream the voices are back
If someone asks you how your day is going, say "None of your buiness, stalker"
If a walmart worker asks if you need help start to cry and say why wont you people leave me alone
If walmart people ask you how your day is say; "Weeeell... First I had to bury that body, then I had cheerios for breakfast..."
say i told you to bury the arms and throw the body into the ocean
Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat it in public
put blue gatorade in a windex bottle and drink it in public
talking to a pigion
start singing
start talking to you imaginary friend
laughing at the air
start screaming
talk to a pole
Jump a lot
hug random people you dont know and demand they hug back and dont let go until they hug back
speak a different language
Fall down and say "But moooooommy! I waaanted aaa treeeeat!" In the middle of the store.
if with your friend say; "Isn't that the guy who's face you had tatooed in that weird spot..."
if you are with your friend say; "Do you still want me to buy you that laxitive?!" REALLY LOUD.
Do something weird and when someone asks say HELP MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IS CONTROLLING ME
