Extra: Thalia and the Upper Moons (+ others) as Dumb Things Our Friends Say

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Warning: Cursing 


Thalia: Is it weird that I forgot that straight people have sex?

Akaza: Thalia what the fuck


Kokushibou: I went through my younger brother's search history and he was looking up porn on youtube

Rui: You should talk to him

Kokushibou: What would I even say?

Douma: "if you're gonna look at porn go on a website that's not Youtube and delete your history"


Thalia: Cupid, you are terrible at waking people up.

Daki: What did she do?

Thalia: I told her to wake me up at 7:00 and now it's 7:30. She didn't even come into my room! Thank god I didn't actually sleep


Nakime: do meth not math

Everyone: ...

Douma: Yes


Cupid: Positivity, motherfuckers!

Thalia and the Upper Moons: no stop


Douma: If you touch the bottom of your ear where you normally have earrings and stuff and go straight down your body, you'll land where your nipple is

Daki: HELP MY BROTHER WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE AND I DID THAT


Akaza: Douma, it's all your fault!

Douma: What? What is?

Akaza: Everything


Douma: Remember, it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

Rui: -because the garbage CAN no longer deal with this bullshit, so they will now pitch themselves off a building

Nakime: Period


Akaza: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

Douma: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT

Rui: can you two shut up already, this is the 5th time this week


Rui: If my family calls me short one more time-

Nakime: Bite their ankles


Cupid: Your titties look heavy, let me hold them for you

Thalia: Pfff what titties?


Cupid: You're so cute when you pout

Thalia: Shut up


Thalia: 90% of us are gay

Cupid: and the other 10% hasn't identified themselves yet

Everyone: *stares at Douma*

Douma: What?

Cupid: And then there's Akaza, who is in denial

Akaza: What? I'm not gay

Thalia: Shut up you totally had a crush on that fire guy a while ago

Akaza: No I didn't

Moons: You totally did, don't lie


Kokushibou: nu uh

Nakime: uh huh

Kokushibou: nu uh

Nakime: uh huh

Kokushibou: nu uh

Nakime: uh huh

Cupid: What are they doing?

Thalia: They're arguing about whether if Douma is in the closet or not


Thalia: I'm alive. Kinda. I slept for 3 hours

Everyone: ...

Thalia: At least it's not 1 hour lmao


Raven: Can we talk about how Kitty always meowing despite not actually being a cat is furry energy?

Maddie: Yes let's talk about it


*Texting*

Muzan: Lia why are you texting me I have s job to do

Thalia: s

Muzan: I can't say shit without you making fun of me



Thalia: Why am I looking at septum piercings-

Cupid: Septum piercings are hot

Thalia: ...

Thalia: anyway I feel like I've probably been flirted with before and just missed everything


Cupid: PLEASE DON'T USE THIS GHOST. IT'S ON VACATION

Maddie: Why?

Thalia: It was glitching yesterday


Raven: Boys are weird

Thalia: Imagine liking boys lol


Thalia, in the bathroom: *opens pad*

Muzan, from the other room: Lia, are you eating chips again?

Thalia: Father....that's a pad

Muzan: ...oh


Thalia: I'm not funny. I'm grumpy, and scary and gloomy. But not funny.

Cupid: it's funny, isn't it?

Thalia: -_-


Thalia: fucking Enmu

Moons: FUCK ENMU

Thalia: though I have to admit-

Thalia, Douma and Daki: he has great fashion sense


Douma: If I were to go to jail today, why would it be?

Akaza: Public nudity.

Rui: Aiding and abetting in Muzan's closet full of skeletons

Nakime: You murdered a whole bunch of random people and said in defense "they were all looking at me and my friends funny" and everyone of those friends including you were wearing either pink or black but it was marbled with white somewhere in the pants, shirt, or maybe a headband but it was marbled somewhere and one if the people who you killed was a Karen

*Texting*

Rui has created the group chat "we need jesus"

Rui: we really do

Douma: I'm muting this groupchat
Nakime: You're the one who needs it the most

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