Spicy Onceler x Reader

Home at last, happily

"No."
"Why, please come on Will-Will! It'll be fun, like a sleepover! Come onnn," She begs me. Once again.
"No."
"Pleaseeeeeee, are you that afraid of falling for me?"
"Obviously, a knight should never fall for their princess,"
"I doubt you'll see me like a princess once we undo your magic. After that, I'll just be Y/N."
"No, you'll be much more than that."
"Like what?"
I lean in and whisper in her ear, "Drunk, Y/N,"
"Hmmm, I would have preferred to be your Y/N,"
"Haven't you already used that line on some poor guy?"
"Nope, I've been saving it for you,"
"Not even for your beloved Onceler? C'mon Y/N, I thought you were head over heels for him,"
"You're right," she beams at me, "I really am, I love love love loveee the onceler, wait who is that?"
I stare at her, wondering what happened to her brain cells. Actually no, I was questioning if she ever had some in the first place.
"The Onceler is my long-lost brother who is competing with me for your love," I say, dragging her from room to room to find her bedroom.
"HELP HELP," she screams to no one, "I'M BEING ROBBED, GUYS HELP!"
"I'm not robbing you Y/N, I'm literally taking you to a bed,"
"Ohhhh, that makes sense SisOncely-Will Will,"
"Y/N, I was just kidding about that. I do have a sister but I doubt you'd know her."
I begin to open random doors to see if they lead to her bedroom, on the way I come across a very messy kitchen, how the ever-living fuck will I find anything in there?
Finally, the last room led to a surprisingly tidy room, I guess she really isn't like other girls.
The moment she saw her bed, she wriggled out of my grasp and ran towards it.
"Bed, my beloved!" She exclaimed, collapsing onto the bed, "Willow, I love my bed so much more than I will ever love you!"
"Are you usually like this when you're sleep-deprived and drunk?"
"I dunno, I've never been drunk before. Sleep-deprived, multiple times,"
"Damn, your poor parents must have had a hard time taking care of you."
"No, my parents died in a car crash when I was young."
"Damn, double homicide," I blurted out.
"You're so mean to meeeee. I was kidding-"
"You shouldn't joke about that!" I interrupted, "I can't believe you,"
"They might as well have been, I spent more time with my cousins than them."
"I get what you mean, my sister practically raised me," I said, sitting down next to her, "I think you should change and go to sleep."
"Sleep with me."
"W-what," I stammered. I felt my face going red and this time I had no excuse. It was just us and I was a blushing mess.
"Sleep with me."
"No. Change and I'll bring you some medicine."
I quickly left and closed the door behind me. But not before seeing Y/N crawl into bed, looking at all the stuffed animals next to her. She seemed to be deciding which one to hug.

Going back to the hallway, I continued to open each door, trying to find where the kitchen is. Jackpot! Or is it? I stepped into the kitchen and the odor of it hit me like a ball. Ugh, it smelled sour, like funky! Tiptoeing inside, I saw wrappers of ingredients from past creations in there. I wonder how the smell was able to stay compressed into here, maybe it was just her quirky energy making it stay.
I opened one of her cabinets to find only two things, half-full tajin and headache pills. Must be gifts from someone, cause I know Y/N isn't the type to season her food or get medicine to properly take care of herself.
Looking around the kitchen to find a napkin or something to place two of the pills on, I almost faint. I can not leave here with a kitchen that can start a whole new species! Rummaging through many cabinets, I was able to find a few materials and gloves, I was scraping every surface I could find, somehow even the ceiling needed cleaning. After at least an hour and a half, the place looked fine, not my best work but I so wanted to leave the wretched kitchen. Grabbing the headache pills and a cup of water I left the kitchen, taking a deep breath of the outside air. God how I missed it.
I carefully opened Y/N's door to find her fast asleep, all her beloved stuffed animals already on the floor, alone and cold. Walking as softly as I could, I laid the pills and water on her bedside table, I checked my phone and saw that it was almost 5 am, fuck. I forgot that I had to wake up early tomorrow, or technically today, to help my sister out. Without a second glance, I headed towards the door, my wanting to stay here disappeared into the wind. Who would've known that Y/N was that loud and hyper when she's drunk.
Sitting in my car, I finally relaxed my shoulders. I hate being the mom friend, never doing this for anyone again.

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L o l, when was the last time we uploaded??? 😩 I had this ready for at least 4 weeks but here it is uploaded now 🥳 thank me for I'm the best - Mari

Thank me for delaying this further. Anyways, making the drafts was fun and I had to cut tons of stuff because quality -Nox