Chapter 3: Harry

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The doctor and I became lovers in a matter of days. He had dark brown hair and dark blue eyes. Just like diarrhea and toilet water. We instantly connected. It was wonderful.

Harry Johnson was his name. Luckily, we're not related.

He cleans my poop and buys my groceries. He's the perfect man. He is a Scorpio which means that he was born in October. I'm an Aries.

I love astrology.

Currently we're living together in New York and it is wonderful. He loves me even though I shit myself. He loves me like I don't have hemorrhoids.

I love him.

He works nights and I run a bossbabe account on Instagram as you all may know. Even though he doesn't have IBS, he's perfect in every way and I love him so much.

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