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ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴊᴀʀᴇᴅ.

"𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘁; 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸"
★·.·'¯'·.·★ ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴀʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ (ᴊᴋ)★·.·'¯'·.·★
(sorry if the song scares you or sum-)

"i don't think you're ready to go back to school."

"but you just said this morning-"

"no. you don't look well. i'm just doing what's best for you. have i ever done something that wasn't best for you?"

"i don't know..."

"see, there it is. maybe you can come back next week."

"but all the school i need to make up..."

"we'll take care-"

"y/n. you can go to school. wilbur just doesnt want you to meet the new guy." niki said as she exited the kitchen. she rolled her eyes as wilbur started sputtering and denying the claims.

"new guy?"

"yeah, his name is jared. he's a little rude though. i don't think you'd fancy his company." niki explained with some criticism. she sat down the cheese and cracker tray as the the trio thanked her in chorus and began eating them.

but their tray was soon taken as they began sticking the cheese to windows and each other's faces.

ranboo almost slapped the two since his tray got taken away. tubbo hid in the dresser as tommy ran out the door.

"wilbur i am going to school tomorrow. and someone please dislodge tubbo from the dresser, he's probably stuck again." y/n sighed out as she laid back on the couch.

"right you are! please help..." they heard a muffled voice from upstairs.

tommy and ranboo suddenly stood at attention, saluting.

"ma'am yes ma'am! we're on our way, tubbo!" and they ran off to her bedroom to rescue tubbo.

"grab his hand! no that's his foot!"

"you're gonna break the dresser! move the clothes aside-"

"those idiots are like the three stooges." y/n once again rolled her eyes as she heard muffled shouts and screams. wilbur chuckled as niki looked in confusion.

"stooges? who are they?"

"oh, it's an american cartoon about these three guys: moe, larry, and curly. pretty funny."

"hm...i don't think we have that in Germany...or maybe i just didn't watch it. can we watch it some time?"

"sure!"

to wilbur's demise, it was the next day and y/n was very stern about going to school.

"at least let's go in my car."

"fine. but i swear if you take me to the gas station, i will drive us off a bridge."

they all gathered and squished into wilbur's old style car. a lot of complaints from tommy later, and they were at school.

"Are you sure you want to be here?"

"yes. now let's go."

homeroom lasted 5 minutes when y/n finally entered the room, but it felt like longer as karl bombarded her with questions.

"are you okay?! where's the guy now?! do you feel better-"

"karl, love your concern, but i am seriously fine. wilbur and dream took care of it. they said he left town."