dream smp lore thoughts and events

TECHNO + DREAM LORE 06/06/21

CW:// talk about potential death, confided spaces

NOTE: these quotes aren't word for word! I wrote this down while watching the lore live/for the first time. also if there is just a quote with a name behind it, that's just who said it! comment any questions you have and once again this is all a word vomit

- blooper! philza had technical difficulties and techno does his HEH
- blooper! techno goes to place a picture of philza and techno says that's his plan B but the photo glitches out and deletes itself
- techno talks with his fans while waiting for phil to join back
- techno does a bit with his polar bear, Steve
- techno tells Phil he is gonna visit Dream
- "you sure that's a good idea?"(phil) "no." (techno)
- phil accidentally punches techno's dog
- phil asks if techno wants him to go with him and techno says no, but he can help.
- techno gives him a will incase he doesn't make it back
- phil says this worries him but he trusts techno
- techno and phil ring the channel member bell 
- the two joke about techno bringing the bell to prison and techno decides to grab one to bring
- techno says he wants to bring Steve because no one that's had a polar bear in their has died
- techno pretends to not know where the prison is
- techno goes through the nether as a shortcut
- techno finds the portal cube and is confused
- techno says that he has to die during the prison check and makes sure his chat knows he isn't dying
- techno yells and hits a button to get Sam's attention (it works)
- Sam is confused on why techno wants to visit the prison but tells him to go through the portal and then back through it again
- Sam says he (says we once? was that just an accident) isn't really letting people visit dream anymore
- techno shows his parents permission slip to go in (he actually has one from Quackity LMAO)
- techno reads the contract and signs it Techno Blade
- Sam asks some standard questions to Techno (have you visited the prison? no. where is your current residence? a cabin in the north. do you believe the prisoner believes to be locked up? tbh idk why he's in there. what are your prior relations? business associates in the past but not really friends. he is kinda sus. are you willing to submit to all and any physical examinations? yes. do you accept that I am the authority in the prison? yes I love authority everyone knows that.)
- Techno is told to put everything in a chest. Techno trusts him and puts everything away and then locks the locker
-  They move onto the next part.
- Techno is killed (its part of the procedure)
- They move onto the next part. Nothing has gone wrong (yet? idk it's lore)
- Techno asks him to close the door and open it again because he wanted to see the cool red stone
- Techno asks is Sam could build him a cool facility
- Sam warns that they are now locked away and this is the farthest he could go back on his own if something happens
- They move onto the next part.
- Techno is killed again (procedure)
- They move onto the next part
- A lever doesn't work for what I assume is supposed to be a potion and they just move on through the water to the next part
- Techno says he heard an ominous sound, like a ghost (it's the guardian that gives mining fatigue)
- Techno has to sign two other contracts. He signs one of them Technoblade Subscribe to Technoblade. The other contract he signs the same.
- Techno is given fire resistance and stands on the honey block
- Techno once again remarks about how cool the prison is
- Techno says that this place is more creative then the butcher army's execution tactic for him
- They are at the final point and techno stands on the platform
- They wait for the lava to fall and techno asks if Sam had a bell
- Sam tells Techno he will have to walk with the platform
- The platform goes across and techno calls to Dream and Dream tells him it's a trap from Quackity
- Dream hits Techno
- Techno says he had a feeling it was a trap
- Dream asks why he came and techno says he wanted to see him
- Techno asks if Sam can here him
- Dream says Sam and Quackity are working together
- Dream is asked to explain what's been going on in the prison
- Techno asks how long he has to be in there to be let out and Sam says he could do with a long stay and says techno is probably a threat to Dreams escape
- Techno asks for the bridge to be sent back and Sam denies it
- The lava fills back up again
- Techno is trapped with Dream and Drsam is frustrated
- Techno inspects the decor of the prison
- Techno tells Dream to relax and that it's "fine" even though it looks bad
- Techno says they aren't out of options because he has friends now
- Techno asks him to write down everything he knows about the prison and he can take his time because they now have lots of it
- "So...how's it going roommate?" (techno) "ohmygod" (dream)
- Dean says he used to have a clock but he doesn't anymore
- Techno mistakes the sink for the toilet and calls the actual toilet sad
- Dream gets started writing and Techno ends stream