shrek X Trump Fanfiction

the meeting (and Fu*king)

Trump was walking in the swamp as he normally dose, and he saw the most beautiful thing he has ever seen, his sexy green body, his long legs, his hot eyes. And trump was in love, he walked over to shrek and said "hey sexy breast- uuh i mean beast hihihi uwu" shrek looks at trump and says "I'm in to orange skin, your hot" trump gets mad, they fuck. After there fuck shrek asks trump to leave his wife for him, then he says "sure but i will get her pregnant first so we can have a child" shrek answered "omg Jes lets have a baby i am so in love 💕💕 uwu rawr. Wanna fuck?" Trump says Jes and they fuck in the swamp

*One day later*
Shrek walks up to the white house and kisses trump in front of this wife and she gets mad but trump says "i will leave you for shrek now" and she says "but I'm pregnant" and trump starts laughing and says "that was the plan moehahaha, now shrek lests get you pregnant in my bed" and shrek looks confusion "now is that possible?" And trump says "because i made my wife pregnant so i can make you pregnant that's how it works" they fuck and both get pregnant, somehow they both give birth and have 10 children but then Shrek doesn't want children anymore....