chan: why is there milk all over the floor?
jisung: i wanted to make cereal, but hyunjin got mad at me because i said you should always say put the cereal before the milk.
jisung: he said "you always put the milk first"
chan: and what does that have to do with milk being all over the floor?
jisung: when i went to make cereal, i put the milk first.
jisung, to hyunjin: it's obviously bowl first, idiot.