Bad Sanses Poly (and maybe other ships) Oneshots

HeadCannons because I am bored part 1

If for some reason I make these character headcannons sound like they are too OP that it's bad, please let me know... or don't, which either you prefer to do

Sans

Sans is 27 years old

Sans is genderfluid (Since he's a magic skeleton that can summon d!ck and breasts, it makes sense to see him and the other skeletons as genderfluid)

Since he is the original, Sans is the strongest compared to the other Sanses, but he is weaker than some of his god-like counterparts (Error, Ink, Nightmare, Dream, Error404, etc.)

Error was the first AU to meet Sans... on accident

Sans has anger issues, he is just good at hiding the fact that he might be plotting someone's murder

He gets along with the 'evil' sanses more than the 'good' ones

Fell

Fell is 27 years old

Fell is genderfluid

Fell is an absolute SIMP to Sans

Looks mean, is actually a big softy that needs hugs and protection

Fell is a dork according to Sans... and he is not wrong

Fell is a bit chubby compared to most Sanses, makes him seem more huggable

He acts like a dog and a cat, he barks, he bites, he purrs, he scratches

Doesn't take compliments well, he will see compliments like 'awesome' or 'cute' as insults, I mean, he does live in UnderFell where compliments can mean almost nothing to anybody

Swap/Blue/Scout

The Ink and the rest of the 'AU Council' calls him Blueberry... oh how much he hates being called that

Cute but deadly

He acts innocent towards the council but with Error, he acts like your average Sans, chill but can insult your entire bloodline

He cusses and he is proud of it

He is actually older than his brother but it seems that Carrot had became too brain-dead to understand that

Scout is 27 years old but he is treated as if he was still 5

Scout is, yes, genderfluid

Don't f*ck with him, he knows how to kick a person's a$$ hard enough that they will feel pain in their afterlife

He knows how to make and use poison and bombs

Outer

Yes, he is 27 years old, how did you guess?

He is also genderfluid

Outer is a really shy person

Outer is really friendly

Outer is literally everyone's friend and I mean EVERYONE

Ask him for hugs, he will give you hugs; ask him for kisses, he will give you kisses

Don't ask him to f*ck, he is an innocent bean

Probably the first person Error has made physical contact with, now Error would not stop asking for hugs

Lust/UnLust

Oh look! He is also 27

Still a virgin and he is going to keep it that way