Deku X Hospital Bed

Deku X Hospital Bed

It all starts with Deku fighting against the LOV. He breaks his leg and both pinky toes, putting him in the hospital. (Yes, the pinky toes are necessary.)

Deku woke up confused and scared. "Where am i?!" he said. "Well.. You broke your left leg and both pinky toes fighting the LOV and got carried here by Uravity." The doctor said with a sad tone in his voice. "Did the LOV get caught?! Is Ochako ok?! Where is she?!" Deku was asking questions so quickly it was hard to keep up. "Don't worry she's ok. And no, once again they got away." The doctor said panicky. "phew im glad shes ok but we need to catch them soon, they've gotten away with too much!" Deku said with a serious tone. "I agree. Now, I have to run some blood tests that require a shot. Will that be ok?" The doctor asked. "Yes of course" Deku said.

After Blood Tests

"Ok Deku, your tests came back clean. You should be good to go in a few days." The doctor said, "Ok thank you doctor" Deku said, relieved. The doctor left and Deku thought to himself how comfy the bed was. He started to corres the bed. "SHEEEEESHHH SHAWTYYY" said the bed. "Damn bbg" Deku said, shocked. Deku touched the bed more. "CREAKKKKK~~" The bed goes. Deku got a boner "Shit" he said. He grabbed and threw the pillow. He went to lock the door on kretches. "I see you bbg" the bed said winking. Deku takes off his pants and starts jerking off. The bed blushed. "CREAAAAAKK~~" Said the bed. Deku continued and finished. "YOU GOT ME DIRTY YOU FUCKING WHORE" Screamed the bed. Deku sobbed and cleaned up his mess. The doctor Knocked on the door just as he finished cleaning up. "O-ONE SEC" Deku yelled and the doctor responded with "Of course" Deku covered the tissues in the trash and unlocked the door. The doctor walked in. "How have you been feeling the past hour?" The doctor said. The bed died, "I've been feeling pretty ok just my leg hurts." Deku said. "On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst, how would you rate the pain?" the doctor said. "I'd say 7" Deku said. "Ok, I see, I see." the doctor said writing things on a paper. "I have both good and bad news. Good newsies, you are being discharged on the 10th." the doctor said pleased. (It's the 7th) "awesome!" Deku said happily. "Bad news is your hospital fee is $690" The doctor said sadly. "Oh no worries, I have enough" Deku said, relieved. "Ok perfect." The doctor said. The doctor left and the bed came to life. "YOUR LEAVING IN JUST 2 DAYS?!?!?" The bed said with a shocked tone of voice. (It's 10:50 pm) "Yes.." Deku said sadly.

2 days later (10 am)

"Todays the day" Deku thought to himself not long after he woke up. The bed came to life. "I'll miss you.." it said "I'll miss you to" said Deku. The doctor knocked and the bed died. The doctor walked in. "Do you need any help getting your things together?" The doctor asked. "No, I got it" Deku said. "OK, Do you need a rental wheelchair? The fee is 69 per week. It will take about 6 weeks to heal your leg and about 1 your toe. The doctor said, "Yes please" Deku said. "Ok let me go get that." The doctor said. The doctor went and got the wheelchair and helped Deku into it. Inko came and brought deku home.

VROOM VROOM VROOM

Btw this fanfic is just a joke it is not real please don't take it seriously

Thank you and Good day :)