Sasunaru Oneshots

🥴 Kinky

This oneshot takes place in episode 52 of Naruto Shippuden which was the episode Naruto and Sakura had there reunion with Sasuke after 3 long years at one of Orchaimarus hideouts, the picture above shows the part in the episode where I'm referring to in this oneshot 

And this is a crack one shot so yeah I'll shut up now-

Naruto couldn't believe it. The boy he hadn't seen for 3 very long years was standing right there above him looking down at him. And then in a blink of an eye Sasuke's face was closely besides Narutos as if he was gonna tell him a secret. 

Naruto's fellow comrades were on high alert reading to jump in at any point if seemed needed. Sasuke then pulled out his Chokuto sword and held it right next to Naruto's neck smirking, the blonde smirked as well. 

"Hm kinky," Naruto said as he glared at Sasuke from the side view of his eyes. "Really dobe that's what you're thinking about right now?!" Sasuke asked annoyed. 

"Ah this brings back old memories doesn't it Sasuke?" Naruto teased referring to there very kinky past at 13… Meanwhile the others were baffled wondering what the hell was going on…

"Dammit Naruto you're supposed to freak out, not get aroused by this!" The raven exclaimed. "C'mon you know what you're doing you figured out that I had this kink that time we were sparring and you had the Kunai against my neck!" Naruto claimed calling the Uchiha out. 

"No need to call me out of love," Sasuke smirked bringing the sword closer to Naruto's neck. Meanwhile Sakura was punching the air and the ground very pissed off realizing that Naruto and Sasuke had done things in the past.. Captain Yamato was trying to calm her down while Sai stood there emotionless still new to learning the proper way to react in situations… 

"I missed you Sasuke all those nights we had together you took my virginity after all Sauskeee" Naruto sang out still looking at the raven from the corner of his eye. 

"Fuck let's get out of here I missed pounding my dick into your ass these past three years" Sasuke said putting away his sword and dragging Naruto off into a room at the hideout. "Already ahead of you Teme~" 

Meanwhile the others were freaking out Sai was confused since Sakura had said they had a brother type of bond… And last time he checked that was not a brother bound… 

And Sakura had ended up punching Yamoto in the face so he had no choice but to keep her restrained in one of his wood jujitsu. 

And Naruto was getting railed knowing he wouldn't be able to walk for a while...

Dont ask me what this was cause idek myself-

Published- 6/14/21
Word Count- 474