Sasunaru Oneshots

🥴Make Out Tactics 🥵

"C'mon Sasuke, just help me steal Kakashi Sensei's book! I know you're as interested as I am in finding out what's so special about these books!" Naruto begged the Uchiha.

Sasuke sighed, the blonde had been trying to convince him all week how they should work together to get their hands on one of Kakashi's books. And then quickly flee so they could read it. 

And Naruto had been right, Sasuke was quite interested in these books that seemed to intrigue their Sensei so much. 

"Fine dobe, I'll help steal the book with you," he finally agreed. Naruto jumped with joy in the place he stood. And that was the Uchihas front door step.

"Usuratonkachi stop celebrating and let's go steal that book." 

"See I knew you were as curious as me about these books bastard!" 

"Hn" 

"Damn teme are the only words in your vocabulary just 'hn' and 'Usuratonkachi'?!" Sasuke rolled his eyes as he pushed past Naruto to leave his house. 

"I have a few other words in my vocabulary that I use occasionally," Sasuke stated as he grabbed the dobes hand and dragged him away from the house. 

"Like?!"

"Naruto-kun" 

Naruto blushed heavily, he hated when Sasuke would call him that just to mess with him. And it was true in fact, that was a word in his vocabulary he used occasionally. 

"Agh! Dammit shut up bastard!" 

Sasuke let out a 'hn' as he continued to drag the blonde so they could find the gray haired man. 

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Naruto and Sasuke stood outside of Ichiraku's ramen shop. Using their ninja skills to spy on their Sensei who was currently eating some ramen. With guy Sensei to the side of him also eating ramen, but at a quick and fast pace. It seems Guy was trying to initiate an eating contest with the gray haired man. But Kakashi didn't pay any mind and seemed that he was trying his best to ignore the bowl cut haired man. 

Never mind that, the two young boys noticed that the so-called book was to the right of Kakashi. And since Guy Sensei had Kakashi's attention, this was the perfect opportunity to snatch up the book. 

"Stay here usuratonkachi I'm gonna get the book," Sasuke ordered. 

"Whattt no way bast-" Sasuke slapped a hand across the blondes mouth. 

"Shut up your being too loud, I'm going alone knowing you, you'll somehow mess up and get caught. Or end up eating ramen with them," Naruto pouted, Sasuke continued, "So I'm going alone." 

Sasuke removed his hand from Naruto's mouth and the blonde only nodded as he pouted, clearly annoyed. 

The raven sneaked inside the ramen shop and stayed down low so he wouldn't be caught. He slowly made his way to get the book, but was also pretty stealthily not wanting to stay there too long.

He reached for the book and quickly grabbed it as he practically ran back outside. But he almost tripped on the way out but caught himself, but his almost accidental fall grabbed everybody's attention. 

His eyes widened at his own clumsiness and he sprinted out of the shop as he felt eyes on him. Naruto was caught by surprise when his hand all of a sudden yanked by the duck butt haired boy. 

He knew the raven was caught but he didn't expect the boy to react so quickly, hell Naruto hadn't even been able to let out a snicker before he was dragged.