Hannah's very realistic morning routine😜💋

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I open my sapphire diamond sky crystal blue orbs💎 to the birds singing outside my window🐦🎤. Animals just follow me where ever I go😇. Gosh, I'm so quirky🤪!  "Knock knock, I'm coming in honey😊." "UGH, MOM PRIVACY😠! WHEN I JUMP OFF A CLIFF IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT🤬."I scream at her😡. "Alright dear, just know that breakfast is ready-😇" "OUT😤" I slammed the door in her face😒. I can't believe she just did that😟. Why can't I have a nice morning😢?? My hand runs through my gold angelic halo of blonde hair and I blink back tears😫. After I gather myself, it's time to start my unique morning routine😚.

Hannah's quirky morning routine

Step 1. First things clothes🦺🩱🩲🩳🥋🥼👔👕👖👗👙👚👞👟👠👡👢

I run over to my closet and pick out my fit for the day😆. Other girls are in mini skirts and shorts but I'm different I'm comfortable😎.

 Other girls are in mini skirts and shorts but I'm different I'm comfortable😎

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Step 2. After getting dressed, I take a shower🚿! I know I'm so weird🤪!

Step 3. I make my way down the stairs and get looks from Kyle for still being soaking wet, but he's not a cute quirky gurl, so what does he know😒. 

Step 4. I usually trip due to the water dripping on the floor I'm so clumsy 👉🏻👈🏻😣.

Step 5. After I get in the car (it's obviously a jeep😝), I go to Starbucks to pick up my usual, a tall pumpkin spice latte with four pumps of caramel, three pumps of espresso☕️, two shots of heavy whipping cream, four parts pumpkin🎃, two parts chocolate🍫, all topped off with whipped cream and made with almond milk, yummy😋!

I finally made it to school, drink in hand🥤, my mom calls out to me from the car🚗, "have a good day honey😊!" I stopped, did she seriously say that to her own daughter😨?? "OMG MOM STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE😠! LET ME DECIDE IF I HAVE A GOOD DAY🤬! GOSH, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS😡???!!" 

Tears falling😢, I run into the school🏃🏼‍♀️.  Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted😓. They don't get, it no one does😞. "OoF😲" I crash into someone😦. I fall cutely in slow motion🧎🏼‍♀️. "Omg Hannah Banana😆🍌?" I know that voice😄! I look up quickly and I see her "KATIE KAT😸🐈!" I hug my best friend tightly and she helps me up🚶🏼‍♀️. "hey girl what's up⬆️!" she exclaims😆. Ugh I've had the worst morning😕. I put my head on her shoulder and she frowns🙁. "Oh no it's your parents right🥺?!" I sigh, "They just don't get it😫!" I say, tears bubbling up in my azure cerulean sapphire Crystal sky blue orbs "Well we can talk more after class we might be late🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️!" 

We quickly make our walk to our classes👩🏽‍🏫.  People don't get me but Katie Kat's an exception🥺😽. After two periods, it was lunch and I was explaining to Katie Kat😼 why my clothes were wet when my rival Samantha came over🙄. "Well well well, two losers siting together seems like the perfect targets to me😏."she smirks. "Ugh leave us alone😤! "Katie Kat😾 snaps at her Samantha smiles wider😀, "no I can't pass up on such a good opportunity to embarrass you two😚." I think back to what chad said and I have the perfect comeback😉, "didn't Chad break up with you? I think that's pretty embarrassing😏." she gasps she didn't expect me to say that🙀, "S-SHUT UP" she stutters her face red with embarrassment👺. I got up from my seat and stood on my chair🧍🏼‍♀️🪑.  Towering over her my mouth opens😮; I know exactly what to say🤠, "I don't shut up🤐❌,  I grow up👧🏼➡️👩🏼,  and when I look at you👀, I throw up🤮!" everyone turns there heads to me shocked😳. I  stand up against Samantha🧍🏼‍♀️. She's fuming🤯, teeth grinding🦷, she scoffed and walked away🚶🏻‍♀️ while saying😦, "Just you wait he'll me back with me by the end of the week, your words are nothing👹!" She throws the doors🚪🚪 open her minions running to catch up with her🏃🏻🏃🏻. Katie Kat😺 turns to me excited😆, "you go girl😝!" her fist in the air✊🏻, "your so cool Hannah Bannana😻!" I smile, I can always count on Katie Kat😸 for a confidence booster she then looks behind me and giggles and points👉🏻, "looks like I'm not the only one that thinks your cool😼" I turn and I see Chad at the jocks table🤤. My Pepsi can color eyes widen in surprise and my face gets hot👺, "C-C-Chad🥵" My stomach gets butterfly's🦋; he was impressed I'm sure of it😍! Katie Kat😸 goes back to the original topic but all I hear is white noise as I think of Chad🥰.

⚠️authors note⚠️
I hate the nickname Hannah banana so much, that if I ever heard it being used outside of a joke,  I'm gonna snap. it's hard enough trying not to spill my insides every time I write it in. it's so yucky I hate it, I'm gonna die I can't do this anymore Katie why. -tiara

I came up with Hannah banana and Katie kat💅🏽😃, thank me later😘. -cassie

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