It all started when Kenny was getting angry at Cartman
"How do you not remember Cartman I died in your room because of a monkey" Kenny said
Cartman started backing away "Kenny you have never died"
Kenny started to laugh hysterically
Cartman started to run away
"How the fuck could you not remember you drank my ashes and had my memories" Kenny yelled
Cartman then hid in an abandoned classroom and called the asylum
"Hello I'm calling because Kenny Mccormick is running around south park high talking about how he has died multiple times" Cartman explained
A couple minutes later two men in white clothing came and put Kenny in a straight jacket
Kenny was drug outside and was put into the back of a white van with South park asylum on the side
After a while the van doors opened to reveal the asylum and a man to greet Kenny
"Hello my name is Dale will you please follow me" Dale said
Kenny nodded and followed Dale into a room with a fold out table and two fold out chairs
"Please sit down" Dale said gesturing toward the chair
"What is this an integration" Kenny said sitting down.
"No it is not I only have some information to tell you about the asylum" Dale said
"First I run and own the asylum and for anyone who is still in school I am your teacher second patients here get three meals a day, correction classes and time to socialize with other patients but of course you will also have classes with me third all patients have to be in their rooms by ten with hourly room checks and lastly we have different sections of the asylum depending on your mental state and reason for being here" Dale explained
"Ok I have one question" Kenny said
"What is your question" Dale asked
"What the hell am I doing here"
"Well you were running around school yelling at everyone that you have died multiple times"
"It's true I've died 126 times but no one remembers"
"You have never died but you will be here for a while Take him to B2404"
Kenny was then lead to a room that had white padding
Two months later Kenny made a friend named Tweek
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The Asylum (South park)
FanfictionKenny, Kyle, Tweek and Butters are all sent to an asylum and left to die when it burns down but their lives are never the same Is there really ever an escape from the asylum?
