The Asylum (South park)

Kyle

News about Tweek eating Wendy and Bebe spread quickly throughout the school

"Hey did you guys hear about Tweek" Cartman said
"No what happened" Kyle asked
"Wendy and Bebe's dead body were in the well he was trapped in and Tweek ate both of them" Cartman said
Stan sighed
"She was murdered then eaten" Stan said sadly
"Are you ok Stan" Kyle asked
"Yeah I'm just gonna go home early" Stan said and walked away
"Why did you tell him that" Kyle yelled at Cartman
"What that his cheating hoe of a girlfriend was eaten what's the big deal" Cartman said
"You obviously upset him" Kyle yelled
"Who cares if I upset him or not" Cartman said
Kyle then walked away from Cartman coming up with a plan
*couple days later*
School was about to end and Kyle ran up to Cartman
"Hey Cartman Stan's uncle said we can play videogames at his cabin" Kyle said
"Really will there be snacks" Cartman asked
"Of course there will be snacks be there at 6 " Kyle replied and walked away

Cartman was happily walking to the cabin with a bag full of snacks and games but he was in for a surprise when he opened the door
"Hey where is everyone" Cartman asked
"They aren't here yet" Kyle said
"We might as well get started without them" Cartman said pulling out chips and games from his bag
"Yeah it might take them awhile" Kyle said pulled out a knife
"What are you doing with that" Cartman asked backing away
"Oh don't worry you're just my next victim" Kyle replied
"Next" Cartman echoed
Cartman's back hit the door trying to open it without looking away from Kyle
"Who do you think was behind Wendy and Bebe going missing" Kyle said laughing
Cartman then ran out the door screaming for help
"God damn it" Kyle yelled putting the knife back in his bag pulling a tazer out
Kyle put his bag on and ran after Cartman
Cartman ran into town and found two officers
"Officer you gotta help me" Cartman yelled
"What's the problem kid" one officer asked
"This kid named Kyle tried to stab me and is chasing after me" Cartman explained
"If he's chasing you he'll run here looking for you and we'll get him" The other officer said as Kyle came running towards Cartman
"That's him" Cartman yelled
The officer then tackled Kyle and put him in the car
"Let's get him down to the station" one officer said as the other grabbed his bag
Both of the officers looked in the bag
"My god" one officer said while the other tried not to puke

Kyle was drug into an integration room and handcuffed to a table
"Ok you sicko do you want to explain your bag" The Sheriff asked
"Just some souvenirs" Kyle said shrugging
"An eyeball and fingers are not souvenirs now explain yourself" The Sheriff yelled slaming the table
Kyle sighed
"I was so mad that Wendy would cheat on my best friend but then her best friend Bebe started to get suspicious of me" Kyle said
"But what did you do to them" The Sheriff asked
"For Wendy I stabbed her a couple times, pulled a couple teeth, cut off some fingers, broke her legs, and removed her eye" Kyle explained
"And Bebe" The Sheriff asked
"I went easy on her stabbed her once and cut off a couple fingers and toes" Kyle said
There was a long moment of silence
"You won't be able to find their bodies though because apparently, he laughed, they were eaten" Kyle said
The Sheriff left the room and called the asylum
Kyle was greeted by someone smiling
"Hello my name is Dale follow me please" Dale said
"Do you have any questions" Dale asked after giving him all the asylum information
"Yeah why am I here and not in jail" Kyle asked
"You are clearly messed up in the head with how you killed those girls that's why you're going in our special area" Dale said nodding to the tech in the corner
The special section was apparently  still being built and there was only one other person
Kyle caught the name of on the door
"Tweek" Kyle said surprised
"Who is that" Tweek asked
"It's me Kyle"
"Kyle?"