Peter parker oneshots

peter stark

avenger's pov

we stepped inside the lift as it started moving. "must be drunk in a corner or something." wanda scoffed. well tony is a drunk playboy and selfish bitch is what they all imagined him to be. not a loving father, a sober man for 15 years, and a wonderful husband. selfish genius tony stark. the team agreed with wanda. "FRIDAY where is tony?" "he is in the kitchen Mr.Rogers". friday replied. "well then take us to him will you". steve demanded. all of them were mad at tony for nothing. when they stepped out they saw tony welcoming them warmly. but the just shrugged it off thinking he was a show off.

"alright team welcome back home". he said spreading his arms gesturing the whole penthouse. "want any drinks?" he asked asked and did not get any response he poured himself and the others some apple juice. they all scoffed but thankfully tony did not see it. sam smelled the cup and his eyes were wide. "guys this is literal apple juice". he said. 

soon tony's phone rung. "Boss baby is calling". tony smiled. wanda connected a mind link between the rogues. 'WTF HE'S CHEATING ON PEPPER!'. 'Oh that poor lady what did she do to deserve a perve like tony'. natasha said.

"hey honey whats wrong?" tony asked as the team stared at him in disgust. "papà ho bisogno del tuo aiuto è davvero importante". natasha's eyes widened she knew all languages so she pivked up easily. "what's wrong bambi? should i send a suit after you?are you hurt? where is mum? is she with you?" asked a panicked tony. the team were shook at his concerned. 'probably got caught' clint said. 

"la mamma è in cura sto bene no! non inviare le tute. ok, quindi eravamo al Mc Donalds e il cameriere ha detto buon appetito e ho detto anche a te. ora non posso tornare indietro" he replied. nat chuckled slightly. "solo tu pete solo tu. va bene usare quello alla torre". "thanks papa.but i go to school that way". the caller said. tony bursted out laughing. "you are soo mean im hanging up." the caller said. "wait pete im sorry okay. im sorry." they were surprised. tony stark saying sorry? never. there was no response. "i love you?" he asked. "i love you too dad. i told mom. you are dead hehe. bye!" with that the caller hung up. 

"who was that?" wanda asked as tony's eyes widened. "some side chick or what." sam asked. "what the fish? he's my so-" he was cut off with a brown haired boy jumping in his back while kissing tony's cheek. tony rufled the boy's hair and pepper came in as well. she kissed tony's cheek and the boy's cheek as she placed her bag at the dining table.

"OKAY WTF" sam yelled. "okay team meet peter edwin stark. mine and pepper's bio son. the one who made me a better person than before. the one who changed me." he said as he smiled. the boy shyly waved and glared at Steve. a glare that sent shiver's down anyone's spine. including natasha and bucky. "dad can you get me my ws" peter said and tony went to his room. "listen up here you cagnes you hurt my dad i will kill you. i know 74 ways and i wont hesitate to try them on you understood?" he asked as the rest gave a nod too scared to resist. that time tony walked in smiling at the shocked avengers. "i've kept it in your lab" "thanks dad, love you" "love you too kid" tony said as peter gave a small kiss on tony's cheek and sprinted to the hallway. " don't make him mad. he got his mom's personality. and i see you already have." he said smiling the direction peter walked of. soon tony joined his son leaving the avengers to gape like fishes

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