Veteran and Bro are visiting.
2 hours after their arrival
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Ice: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Angel: ...I did. I broke it.
Ice: No. No you didn't. Bro?
Bro: Don't look at me. Look at Player.
Player: What?! I didn't break it.
Bro: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Player: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Bro: Suspicious.
Player: No, it's not!
Budgie: If it matters, probably not, but Veteran was the last one to use it.
Veteran: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Budgie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Veteran: I use wooden stirrers like these to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Budgie!
Angel: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ice.
Ice: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Bro: Ice... Player's been awfully quiet.
Player: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ice, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ice: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ice:
Ice: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
A/N: I think you already know that one, but its funny!!!!
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