childe and you were both pissing on eachother in bed it was how you two had fun, untill zhlogi showed up and started pissing in childes nostrals, that was what really made childe happy. childe got on all fours and started barking loudly. you were jelous so you started pissing in childes hair and then zholgi made out with you while you two were pissing on the barking childe
