(Private chat with Taekook)

Kookoo 🥊: Tae ur ass is gonna die 😬

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: I'm doing everything in my power to make him cave in and join us 😋

Kookoo: Jimin and I can help with that 😎

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: Kook wanna prank the other members?

Kookoo 🥊: How ?sure

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: We'll pretend to date 😁

Kookoo 🥊: but I'm dating Jimin 👁️👄👁️

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡 : that's the point

Kookoo 🥊: if u wanna join our relationship u could've said so yk
Offer stands until next week

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: Hmm let's talk to Jimin about it 1st

Kookoo 🥊: sure ,and about the prank Chim may be small but he knows a punch
He won't get jiggy with me for a year 😭😭

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: That's a You problem
And btw I'm top

Kookoo 🥊: No ur not 🤡

TAEBOOTY 👅🤡: yes I am ,deep voice ,height , built , and plus I'm older

Kookoo 🥊: I don't give a fuck
You literally have taeBOOTY as their username 💀

(TAEBOOTY 👅🤡 Changed his name to
CALL ME DADDY 🌚👅)

Kookoo 🥊: ur only top for Jimin
Unless Jimin says otherwise

CALL ME DADDY 🌚👅: Fine🙄










Prank is next chapter~~~

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