BTS Crack

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Suga: LITERALLY STFU I'M TRYING TO SLEEP VMINKOOK

sassybish 😎: ikr but how is it Vminkook now when it was just jikook yesterday???

Crabs 🦀: There's a reason the maknae line are called the hoes of BTS

Sunshine ☀️: I second that

Suga: Why on earth does Jimin sound like he's dieing???

Sassybish 😎: there probably doing double penetration shit 🤷🏻‍♂️

Crabs 🦀: these ppl seriously needs to find Jesus 😩

Suga : may I remind-

Crabs 🦀: stfu

Sassybish 😎: lmao

( All of a sudden they here the loudest scream,it caused the whole world shake)

Suga : WTF WAS THAT SHIT

sunshine ☀️: That scared the living shit outta me 😥

Crabs 🦀: Before they kill Jimin let's go stop them
My heart leaped tf outta my chest

Sassybish 😎: No I will be scarred
I don't want to see three ass's in my face
Yk and besides if the dwarf dies we could replace him with-

Kookoo 🥊: Tf u say deformed  Roblox lookin bitch ?

Sassybish 😎: nothing 😁

CALL ME DADDY 🌚👅: That's what we thought

Jimoan 😏🔞: aww look at my two man's defending Me💜

Suga :Why tf were you so loud u practically almost made me deaf

Jimoan 😏🔞: I was getting waxed
But Tae did the shit wrong so we had to do it the painful way

CALL ME DADDY 🌚👅: Wait u thought we were doing the dirty 😑

Kookoo 🥊: shame on you
Dirty minded fuckers

Sunshine ☀️: damn Joon it turns out u were the one who needs Jesus 😂

Crabs 🦀: 🙂🖕🏻

Sassybish 😎: lmao

Ik u dirty motherfuckers
Like my nice ass plot twist 😂😂