BTS Crack

14

Sassybish 😎: Guys let's go camping 🤩

Suga : fuck no

Crabs 🦀: no

Jimoan 😏🔞: Too lazy and even then it'll be a no

Kookoo 🥊: U must be stupid to think I'm going

CALL ME DADDY 🌚👅: I would but everybody says no
And I don't want to be embarrassed lik u so no💜

Sunshine ☀️: Yh what Tae said

Sassybish 😎: Wow
Ig it's time for me to spill some tea ......ig we all have diaries for a reason 💜

Kookoo 🥊: HA nice try I've hidden it someplace you'll never find it

Sassybish 😎: under Yeontan's bed ?

Kookoo 🥊: don't u fucking dare old man

Sassybish 😎: OH JIMIN

Jimoan 😏🔞: wut bish

Sassybish 😎: Jungkook thinks Tae's moans are sexier than urs

Jimoan 😏🔞: ...... Jungkook?

     (Kookoo 🥊:has left the chat)

Jimoan 😏🔞: Don't worry..... I'll teach him a lesson
And Tae?

Sunshine ☀️: wait where's Tae?

Crabs 🦀: I saw him running with Jungkook screaming some shit

Sassybish 😎: so that happened... anybody else want to end up like Vminkook?

Suga : Fuck you

Sassybish 😎: OH HOBI

Suga : W-WAIT NO
NO
NO

Crabs 🦀: ik this bitch ain't stutter through texts

Suga : stfu

Sassybish 😎: anybody else?

All : NO

Sassybish 😎 : Good so get ur flat ass's ready .

Sunshine ☀️: Wait where's Jimin?

Sassybish 😎: He was dragging Taekook to his room .

Suga : Saw him come out with a smug look on his face

Sunshine ☀️: @Jimoan😏🔞
What'd u do? Did you kill them ?OMFG I CAN'T HEAR THEM !!DID U KILL EM?!

Jimoan 😏🔞: stfu
No I didn't

Nothing gag balls and vibrators can't fix

Suga: Wait .....

Crabs 🦀: Jimin is

Sassybish 😎: Dom????

Jimoan 😏🔞: stfu I can be Dom if I want

Suga : well ur tiny and shit
And they're more muscular and taller
Who tf thought you could be Dom?...

Sassybish 😎: Damn
I can use this to blackmail Taekook

Crabs🦀: 🤣

Sunshine ☀️: u read my mind ....

(Taekook screaming (at least trying to)
Taekook: mMmmWhejjsksisjnzikMMSKD

What thier actually saying:
(When we get outta here
We'll punish him without MERCY)

Sassybish 😎: but seriously tho we're still going to camp

Suga: I was hoping your old brain forgot

Sassybish 😎: fuck u

The next chapter will be connected to this .
Although
This is one boring chapter
I didn't even laugh once 🙂