two homophobic boys from my school date

chapter 1 :lipbite:

its the first day of school, evan tells his mom to stfu before walking out the door, the ground was damp, like his briefs when thinking about his one and only true love, kayden. he shakes his head, trying to get those dirty thoughts out of his mind, he slips in wet dog shit on his way to school (a/n: stupid bitch), evan yells "aw shit!" and then rain starts to pour, what a great morning.

evan walks inside the school, max, who is secretly a/n yells "haha poopy pants! hahahaha!" riley laughs with max, riley who is evan's ex, but also max's 4lifer yells "stinky poopy!!", evan runs violently in slow motion, his man tiddies jiggling everywhere as kayden who was changing his shoes at his locker stares at his huge mommy man milkers in awe.

kayden walks to the bathroom, first he takes a massive shit in the urinal because hes full of shit (i mean that metaphorically and literally), evan smells the shit and screams while crying "W-WHO TF DROPPED A BRICK IN HERE?????" kayden yells back "WHY TF ARE U CRYING STUPID BITCH????!!!!!??!?!?!?" evan asks "k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kayden? i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii--i-is that you?"

"why do u care phaguette" kayden snaps, evan cries even more.

"because i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i love u!!!11!!!!1!" evan confesses, kayden attempts to kick down the door to evan's stall but since this bitch is 4'10 and a human skeleton he cant do shit, kayden shouts "U LIKE ME BACK??? I THOUGHT U WERE HOMOPHOBIC!!!1!!! WELL, I AM TOO BUT DAMN BRO"

evan kisses kayden, kayden kisses him back, their tongues fight for dominance, evan ends up winning, kayden suddenly pulls away "come on ms petre is gonna take attendance", the two walk to class, holding hands and everyone is shocked bc theyre like the most homophobic ppl in (insert max's school name)