This was requested word count: 339
TW: F slur, homophobia, assault(kinda)
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"Hey cutie"
The women winked at Quackity,
"W-what?"
Quackity responded confused. He didn't know if she was talking to him or not.
"I said hey cutie"
The women restated,
"I'm sorry, but I'm taken, ma'am"
Quackity motioned to his wedding ring,
"Well I don't see her."
The women looked Quackity up and down,
Quackity looked at Sapnap and Karl who were walking towards them,
"What going on here?"
Sapnap asked in a demanding voice,
"I was checking him out, whats it to you?"
The women questioned. This made Sapnap incredibly mad, someone flirting with his husband.
"Actually we're his husbands, so I suggest you stop"
Sapnap said in an angry tone,
"HUSBANDS THATS DISGUSTING, AND AGAINST THE BIBLE YOU FAGGOTS"(Im gay)
The women screamed,
Sapnap slapped the women hard,
"AHH YOU ASSAULTED ME!"
The women screamed louder,
An officer walked up to them asking,
"What's happening here?"
"This women called me and my husbands the f slur, so I slapped her. She also tried to flirt with one of my husbands."
Sapnap responded saying the truth,
"Well I can't arrest anyone, you slapped her to defend yourself, also ma'am I'm gay, so you can leave the premises"
The cop replied speaking to the both of them,
"Bu-"
"No buts ma'am, please leave"
The cop repeated,
The women left with tears and a red cheek(face cheek, assholes).
"Thank you so much sir"
Karl said to the gay cop,
"No problem"
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"Quackity are you okay?"
Karl asked his husband who was laying in bed,
"I'm fine Karl, just wasn't expecting to be called a faggot(im gay) today"
Quackity responded.
Sapnap walked in the room, he took a shower when they got home.
"Babe?"
"Yeah?"
"I love both of you so much"
"we know"
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The gay cop will be in future storys, so don't be surprised if some random officer comes into like chapter 17.
keep in mind I can say the F and T slur. 👍
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Karlnapity is pog
FanficKarlnapity kinda cute ngl Also this is fluff and angst(NOT SMUT) Will delete if cc are uncomfortable(plz tell me if they are) Also this is their characters from the smp NOT them irl :)
