Peter Pan was horny as fuck and walked through the forest searching something to shove up his asshole.
He walked for a few minutes until he found something flying around.
A fairy.
He walked up to the fairy.'h-h-hi-hi' was all he could say because he was so taken back by how fat this fairy was.
'Hello sexy ass mother fucker whats your name?'
the fairy asked.
'P-pe-pet-peter Pa-pa-pan' Peter answered.
'My name os tinkerbell.You look hot. Wanna fuck?'
'Y-ye-yeah'
