Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Y/N: I didn't drink that much last night.

Noah: You were flirting with Emma.

Y/N: So what? She's my girlfriend.

Gilda: You asked her If she was single...

Don: And cried when she said she wasn't.

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Ray: Why is there blood everywhere?!?

Y/N: I may have aggressively poked someone with a katana.

Ray: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?

Y/N: No, no

Y/N: aggressively poked someone.

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Noah: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Y/N: Three words.

Noah:

Noah: You little shi-

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Norman, walking in to the room: Sorry, I'm late.

Norman: I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Y/N, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS!!

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Emma: Everybody, this is my ex-girlfriend, Y/N.

Y/N: I told you to stop calling me that.

Y/N: I'm their wife.

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Emma: Bye Y/N! Bye Ray! Bye Gilda! Bye Don! Bye Y/N!

Gilda: You said 'bye Y/N' twice.

Emma: I like Y/N.

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Ray: My crush must be top of the line, graceful-

Y/N: Hi my name is Y- AAAAHHHH!!!

Y/N, accidentally set Sonju on fire using her Blood Demon Art.

Y/N: I'M SO SORRY SONJU!!

Ray:

Ray: I want that one.

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Ray: Yo!

Emma: [Loud whispering] Shh! Y/N is sleeping.

Ray: Oh sorry.

Emma: What's up?

Ray: I started a fire.

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Y/N, texting him in the middle of the night: I'm sad.

Noah: ok.

Also Noah ten minutes later in front of your house: Open up stupid it's cold outside.

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Sonju: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Y/N: I will politely decline.

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