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elmo x big bird x cookie monster

for my pookie pook bestie 〖𝔸𝕒〗Fonts for iPhone & Android - www.fontskeyboard.com🥺🥺🥺👹👹🧍🏽‍♀️

OkayOkay to sum everything up elmo is a stay at home wife and big bird is a strong working daddei. 😩 we stan that. </33. and cookie monster is a hkmewrecker basicalky kinda a threesime typa thing jjst read 🧍🏽‍♀️

Elmo engaged in sexual activites with someone other than his husband.. Cookie Monster!? Well more or less they were eating bts meals together and doing a dirty kasey ( look it up on urban dictionary or something? ) AHAHH I HATE THIS SKME OUCJ IM GONNA KMS ISTG. Anyways..

Big bird came home to all the lights of and the smell of colonge that wasnt his.. But he didnt mind he had trust in his beloved elmo..
He turned on the lights and called out for his beloved "Elmo!? Are you home" He hda heard some light whispering then foot-steps. The air got thicker as he walked towards their shared bedroom..
He knocked on the door. No response. "Elmo, honey?" "Yes, dear!!" Elmo responded in an uptight voice "Can i come in??" "Yes of course...!" "Is everything alright??" Big bird asked. Something moved in the closet.. Were Cookie Monster was hidding..

"What was that??"
Elmo was about to come forward about the secret, but...
Cookie Monster came out of the closet shamefully..
"I can explain!!" Elmo screamed.
"Big bird..im sorry.." Cookie Monster spoke.

I HAVE AN IDEA BIG BIRD SPOKE WHY DONT WE JUST ALL FUCKN💪🏼😼
"good idea" they both agreed
(a/n- lowkey my stomach hurts like a bitch rn and im not really sure why like, it just hurts and i hate it 🧍🏽‍♀️and like im on call witg my friend and our timezones our different, (yes seoul im talking about you anyways)
so its like five for him and two for me and like mofo snores so quitely i can barley hear it so when he moved like once it scared the shit out of me like ee anyways back to the story 🧍🏽‍♀️)
So, they all started to be bestie and do the nastye 😟😿💁🏽‍♀️🏠💔👹💀🤷🏽‍♀️🙏🏻💪🏼
(my humor is so fucked like someone end my life please..??!?!? Anyways, omg bryce hall lost to a grown ass man oml 💀💀 L) Wait..🧍🏽‍♀️ yall remember elmos dad.. Like dilf momment omg whos elmos mom...milf momment???!????) okayokay sorry ill get back into the story.. 🥺💗🥺💗🥺💗🥺💗🥺💗🥺💗🥺💗

only moans and groans coyld be heard from the bedroom that they were all in not even gonna lie to yall idk how a threesome works like do you just stick it in and hope for the best or something..??? 👭 bestie if you see this please tell your mom i need another therapy card 💁🏽‍♀️💔!! please 😿🙏🏽
yall im ashamed my best is a...mayo packet...dandruff..elmer's glue..albino rat..gojo's lice.. an unedited google docs..suave;) but i still love them 😈🙏🏽 oh yeah the story mbmb

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ nya~ ichi ni san nya~ arigato~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

elmo got pregnant and gave birth to two eyed mike wasokisiisok, and he became a succsessful lawyer and help many people in the name of the law. Wait isnt that like the police kr something?? Eh idc i hate police so meh💪🏼😟 "females🤓" sorry again..
mike wassokisok helped over thousands of people in court is that hkw lawyers woem yeah ohyeah? Yeah? Ohyeah? Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah? i saw a tiktok today of someone say they itched their balls well knowing that they haven't showered in a week.. Kinda scared.. Ngl i quite literally want to slice open someones balls ykyk?? eh probably not but you know it is what it is??!? seoul if i ever hear you play an ed sheeran song again i will kms and make sure youre charged with murder 😐

I had like three guys calling me mommy in the same day it was overwhleming. so yeah i honestly dont know whwre story is going but yeah...
its like a mo tha later and the necxt one will be levi x alvin the chimpunk 〖𝔸𝕒〗Fonts for iPhone & Android - www.fontskeyboard.com〖𝔸𝕒〗Fonts for iPhone & Android - www.fontskeyboard.com byebye you little yeast beasts 🤤🚜 tractore