SHOOT // ITZY

❝INCORRECT QUOTES❞

Junmi : Christmas gets so much harder as you get older

Junmi : "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know

Junmi : Financial security? A stable job?

Yeji : A nap would be nice

Ryujin : Hey

Junmi : I'm busy right now

Ryujin : How many cans of Red Bull will it take until I grow wings?

Junmi : I'm on my way

Lia : You remind me of the ocean

Junmi : Why? Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Lia : No, because you're salty and you scare people

*Junmi gets a call that Bambam and Yugyeom are in hospital*

Junmi, at hospital : I'm Yugyeom and Bambam's emergency contact

Nurse : Are you here to pick them up?

Junmi : I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact

Junmi : I am upset, nothing will make me happy

Itzy : 

Junmi : No

Itzy : 

Junmi : Don't 

Itzy : *brings Yuna and Chaeryeong into the room*

Junmi, fighting a smile : Frick

Chaeryeong : *Hugs Junmi*

Junmi : What is this?

Chaeryeong : Affection

Junmi : Disgusting

Junmi : Do it again

Yuna : *Gets a paper cut* Ouch

Junmi : Lol, sucks to be you

*Junmi ten minutes later in JYP's office*

JYP : So let me get this straight, you want me to replace all the documents in the company and ban paper?

Junmi : PAPER IS DANGEROUS

Junmi : Yeji and I have a relationship where we-

Yeji : Finish each others' sentences

Junmi : Don't interrupt me

Junmi : How drunk was I last night?

Ryujin : Well, the police came over and when they asked for your name, you told them to "Google it bitch,"

Junmi : I love all of my kids equally

Lia : Ryujin set the dorm on fire whilst you were gone

Junmi : Oh my God, are Chaeryeong and Yuna okay?

Junmi : I'm sad and tired. Chan, can you do the thing?

Chan : What thing?

Junmi : You know, that thing

Chan : Oh, this? *Smiles genuinely*

Junmi, softly : Thank you