SHOOT // ITZY

❝INCORRECT QUOTES❞

Yeji : Why are you smiling like that?

Junmi : Why, can't I be happy?

Lia : JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot

Junmi : This cookie is too sweet, and it's not even fully baked. If I had to rate this, I would give it three points- 

Yuna : I baked them

Junmi : Out of three points

Chaeryeong : So, what do you want for your birthday?

Junmi : A better self esteem

Chaeryeong : *about to cry*

Ryujin : Does age matter?

Junmi : It depends. Is this about Hyori? I mean, it would be better to wait until you're at an age of maturity- 

Ryujin, pointing at the menu : I want a Happy Meal

Junmi : Okay, we gotta get through this door quick. Lia, give me your credit card.

Lia : Here

Junmi, pocketing it : Okay, great. Ryujin, kick the door down.

*Junmi as a doctor*

Junmi : You need to eat healthy

Patient : No

Junmi : The last patient didn't change their diet and they died

Patient : How?

Junmi : By a plane crash

Patient : That sounds unrelated to- 

Junmi : It was me. I crashed the plane. Don't disobey my words, ever.

Junmi, pointing at an alien in the room : CHAERYEONG, WHAT IS THAT?

Chaeryeong, hugging it : What? It said "Bring me to the ancient one,"

Junmi : And you brought it to me?

Chaeryeong : I mean, you are the ancient one?