Wife Haver? More Like Husband Haver!

Jealousy kinda stings no?

Stirring from his sound asleep, Purpled can hear distant singing. Purpled eyes opened, slowly adjusting his vision to the darkness of his Ufo. He looked for the gremlin he called his husband but he's left with a cold empty space next to time. No wonder I was fucking cold the lil shit isn't here. Quietly, he got up and went to the direction of the quiet singing. Once he left his room, he spotted a blond hair swaying back and forth while humming to himself. Finding a suitable hiding spot, he watched as his platonic husband sang.

"Don't cry, snowman, don't leave me this way...."
"Who'll catch your tears if you can't catch me, darling?

If you can't catch me, darling..." As Tommy closed his eyes and danced across the living room area.

"Don't cry, snowman, don't leave me this way..."
"A puddle of water can't hold me close, baby
Can't hold me close, baby..." As Tommy voice smooth out towards the end, he was met with eyes across the room locking towards him.
"WAHAHAAA-" Tommy screeched. "FUCKING HELL BITCH! YOU CANT SNEAK UP ON ME ESPECIALLY DURING NIGHT!" Tommy breathed out a sigh of relief that the person was his platonic husband.

Purpled snickered, "Well I was cold and rudely interrupted my beauty sleep by my blond husband." Purpled grinned. "My bad Big P, your bitchass kicked me and I couldn't sleep." Tommy sheepishly explained. Purpled made his way where Tommy was at, "Why couldn't you sleep Toms?" Purpled coed at Tommy.

"Well....the..nightmares.... usually, everything haunts me, my revival, Wilbur, and the fucking fact that Dream isn't dead." Tommy explained. "I fucking feel weak because I can't take damage, it freaks me the fuck out and I lash out."

"So singing and dancing at 2am helps when you can't sleep?" Purpled eyed Tommy.

"Look don't fucking make fun of me! Puffy said I needed to cope somehow and this helps most of the time." mumbled Tommy while looking at the window. "I'm not making fun of you Tommy, I'm actually proud of you finally coping with your trauma." Purpled smiled looking at Tommy with adoration. "Purp come over here." Tommy demanded. "Huh? Why?" He questioned. "Just do it." Tommy said being the impatient gremlin he is tugged Purpled to his chest. Grabbing Purpled arm and wrapping one arm under his waist motioning to follow his lead.

"I want you to know that I'm never leaving..." Tommy began to softly sing as he and Purpled were waltzing around the Ufo.
"Cause I'm Mrs. Snow, 'til death we'll be freezing..."

"Yeah, you are my home, my home for all seasons..." Purpled froze looking at Tommy singing, the moon shining in from the window on both of them while Tommy is looking at Purpled with utter affection. Slowly Purpled synced his movement to Tommy while dancing with him.

"So come on, let's go..." Tommy sang while keeping his eyes on Purpled.
"Let's go below zero and hide from the sun..." Purpled joined with Tommy.
"I love you forever where we'll have some fun.."
"Yes, let's hit the North Pole and live happily!"

They both sang out to each other with total adoration for one and another, under the moonlight in a Ufo, the platonic husbands danced all night without a single care about the world, singing their hearts out to each other. Not even Dream could ruin their moments with each other.
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The morning after, Tommy stretched a little sore after dancing his heart out with his husband. "Purp?" Tommy called. "Are you going to do anything today?" Purpled turned to look at him, "Yeah big man, I have to go to bedwars with Sapnap, I promised to him that I had to teach him how to play." Purpled snickered, "The firecracker kept raging and calling me sweaty because he's convinced I'm cheating." "How about you Tommy?" Purpled questioned.

"I don't big man, I might check on the hotel and probably hang out with Tubbo and Ranboo since I blew them off." Tommy stopped and turned slowly to his husband, "Purp, everytime Sapnap rages to add the fuel, call him cracknap. He's gonna explode." Purpled snorted, "You know I'm gonna do that."