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IF I AIN'T NEVER THOUGHT about killing myself from embarrassment, now would be the first time.
my mom didn't say anything, she just walked back out for exactly three minutes, i'm guessing so we could put our clothes back on.
when she came back in she just looked at us.
for a long fucking time.
"you ain't gon say nun?"
pooh, please shut what they call "thee fuck UP!"
"i'm- speechless."
that's another first.
"i know you're expecting me to- i don't know... curse you out? i don't feel like it."
she sat down on the couch and then immediately hopped back up. "ugh."
she took a deep breath.
"in my house tyjanay? in my living area? ON MY COUCH? with a man i specifically told you to STOP SEEING?"
she took another deep breath.
"you know what i've realized tyjanay?"
"what's that ma'am?"
"you're in love."
me and pooh gave each other a look.
this bitch.
"i mean why else can't you stay away from this man? why else would you have sex with him?"
"..."
"ON MY COUCH?"
"i won't forbid it any longer. if you two crazy kids are in love, who am i to interfere?"
she's so damn dramatic.
"just please, next time not in my house."
