HOW TO KILL SAVANNAH

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Angela: Hey Savannah, how can I kill you?
Savannah: Well my dear friend it is actually quite simple (starts to sing) ~there is an old tradition, a game we all can play you start by getting liquored up and starting up a bus and then you throw me under a wheel at exact angle and drive untill you hear all my bones shatter so it goes like rev rev rev rev rev rev throw throw throw throw throw drive drive drive drive drive drive drive shatter shatter shatter shatter shatter drive drive drive drive drive hahahahahaaahahahah you finally killed me..~
Angela: o-i- you-
Evie:its Savannah for christ sake as gruesome as she is i don't expect any fucking less for her.
Angela:(backs away terrified)
Savannah: Have a great day,it may just be your last~!
Evie: you know what fuck this! byebye im leaving.

~ savthemystery

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