There were 3 people on a plane
The first person decided to eat a apple and thought it was too sweet so he threw it out of the plane window
The second person decided to eat a pear and thought it was too sour so he threw it out of the plane window
The third person decided to eat a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy,so he threw it out of the plane window
on land
A brunette goes to a person and asks
"Why are u crying "
He replies" a apple fell on my head"
Then she goes to another person and asks
"Why are u crying "
He says "A pear fell on my head "
Then she goes to a blonde girl
And asks "why are u laughing "
She says "I farted and a building blew up"
I am sorry to those who are blonde NO OFFENCE. I am sorry if I offended u guys.
