A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said,
"Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not
appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have
to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
The following Sunday,
the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his
father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said,
"Okay, just whisper in my ear."
