A few minutes have passed and we see Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and Ryu inside the limousine as Razzle and Dazzle drive it back to the hotel
Ryu: *Sigh* Okay....... Um I know that what I did was totally uncalled for but come on it's Cherri on the line
Vaggie: Ryu..... It's alright we understand your actions but YOU!! *points at Angel*
Angel: What?! I owe my girl buddy a solid, isn't that a "redeeming quality" helping friends and stuff also why not blame Ryu as well?
Vaggie: Not with turf war's that result in territorial genocide!
Ryu: I'm staying out of this
Ryu dissolved into his shadow as it slithered towards the front of the limo where Razzle and Dazzle were driving
Angel: Eh.... You win some you lose a few hundred *laugh* It wasn't that bad anyway
Angel goes to play with the window controls again but before he could a knife lodged itself on the pannel shocking him, we then see Vaggie with a pissed of expression
Angel: Oh come on! I had to my credibility was on the line! I mean what kind of reputation would I have if people thought I was tryin to go clean?! It just throws out my entire persona
Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Angel: No no no babe, jokes are funny I made you look um..... sad and pathetic, like an orphan with no arms or legs um.....
*while saying this Charlie started to look miserable* oh with progeria! Great now I'm bummed thinking about it, this thing got any liquor?
Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Angel: Fine, I'll try just don't get your taco in a twist baby
Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?
Angel: Whatever pisses you off more, Is there seriously no liquor in here?!
Ryu now back to his previous seat which was right beside Vaggie pulls out a skull bottle filled with scotch
Ryu: Get your own liquor
Vaggie: I'm gonna kill him
Angel: To late toots, wait would that make me double dead? And where exactly would I go? To double hell? Hahahahaha sorry your stuck with me bitch get used to it
Vaggie starts to boil in anger as her one good iris was replaced with a skull
Angel: Listen who cares if some jagoffs got hurt? Most of them are ugly freaks, look around we've got some fuckin harlequin babies down here *laughs*
Vaggie: Your one to talk
Angel: Hey! This body is flawless, everyone wants some of me and I got the creepy fan letters to prove it
Angel shows a letter that has "Show me you feet!!" Glued by letters on it along with a picture of a dude holding/licking a body pillow of Angel
Vaggie growls at this while Ryu breaks his skull bottle
Charlie: That was really uncool you know Angel
Vaggie: Uncool?! After that train wreck *gestures to Angel and Ryu* there is no way anyone is gonna want to stay at the hotel all thanks to you *point's to Angel* and your selfish bullshit!
Angel: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?
Ryu: *brings out another skull bottle filled with scotch* I'm the one providing the extra money and security so yeah..... I'm out see you lot later peace!
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Hazbin's Oni
FanfictionLadies and Gentleman! Oni, Ancient Japanese demons that hunt people who break from tradition A member of the Shimazu clan became known as an Oni he hunted clan members who became strayed from the way of the samurai But one day he also strayed from t...
