Reasons Not To Leave Me

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Marie,


I've gone for a walk.

I don't want to argue about it any more. Here are some reasons not to leave me.

     1. Disney on ice is not going to attend itself

     2. Great sex (should be 1? Disney on ice does look pretty great though)

     3. You're the only other person that understands five incense sticks of different flavours lit around the flat at once isn't weird

     4. I'll let you tell me about river formations and rock sites and those old pots for as long as you want and I'll never complain again

     5. Admit it, you couldn't put an outfit together without me

     6. That time on your birthday when we were in Zagreb and we missed that train and you gave me your headphones and thought I was asleep on your shoulder but I wasn't. I just sat there with you and you held me and rubbed my back every now and again. I felt you breathing through that horrible brown coat you bought there (what were with the frogs?) That was the first time since you-know-who that I really felt safe

     7. Seriously, really great sex

     8. I'm sorry. Please can we talk about this?


Call me if you want

I can't draw a frog emoji so just imagine it's here


Hannah Bo Bannah


Please call

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