You belong with me [Strivas]

Da plan

GEIA.

" what are we gonna do now that I drank your cum? "

" We'll fuck baby "

" Ok daddy 😩 "

Then Stavros and Grivas fucked each other and when they were done, after like 298383838 hours, Stavros got up and said with his heroic voice: HE HAVE TO FACE THE BONADEVIL.

" bae I agree with you. Let's just do the shit. But what do we have to do ? "

" We have to say the words to call Kalafatenios. Say it with me 69 times. "

They both (s)creamed " TO KOKKINO SOU VRAKI ME TRELENEI POLY " 69 times and kalafatenios was came

" Hello paidia. I came " said kalafatenios.

" WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO MAN. " said Stavros and he almost cried because he was very sad his boyfriend had to drink his cum.

" Well, as I can see you drank his cum. "

" Yes I did and it tasted like watermelon "

" Cool. Now I'll lead you to the Bonadevil's land. But he won't be able to see you because why not. "

" Cool😁 " said Stavros

" Let's go bebe 🤬😩 " said Grivas and he grabbed Stavros's arm so hard that he almost broke it.

" Ok bebe. "

They were almost there. They saw an ender dragon and some big Dicks hanging from the sky like dicks ( great reference. 😩😩😩😩 )

" Look at the dicks bae. I bet you want all of them inside of you 😏😏😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥵 " said GRIVAS 😏

" Shut up you are the only one I want inside of me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🐏💕🐏💕🐏💕🐏💕🐏💕🤞🤞💕🐏💕🐏😱🐏👩‍🎤 "

" I can't stand you too. You are so in love I can't believe it. Stop reminding how single I am. Shut the fuck up. Please just shut up. Shut up. " Said kalafatenios calmly.

" O-o-o-ok s-s-s-sorry 😟😟😟🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 "

" Here it is. Bonadevil's castle. "

" It has the shape of a dick but it's upside down?? "

" I bet he puts this in his ass "

" For Alexopoulos shake 🙄🤯 "

This moment kalafatenios had an existential crisis and he started sobbing 😭😭😭😭😥😥

" Are you ok? 🥺🥺 " Asked Stavros

" NO I'M DEPRESSED BECAUSE I'M FORCED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SIR KEFALINOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯"  screamed kalafatenios.

" Oh no 😥 Look at me 🥺 everything is gonna be fine. " said Stavros and cried with kalafatenios.

" Guys aren't we supposed to kick the bastard's ass ? "

" Oh yes sorry I forgot with all the emotional stuff 🙄🙄🙄 " said kalafatenios and he kept going.

" I can see him. He's there sucking a dick. This bastard. "

" So what are we gonna do anyways. Why are we here. "

" No idea. "

" Ok. "

" So I don't remember if we said this before and I'm not gonna read the previous chapter again because I don't have so much time for this shit 🙄, we should probably make him like feel... You know. And we'll take him to the FIRES OF MORDOR. And we'll CAST HIM INTO THE FIRES, LIKE FRODO DID TO THE MOTHER FUCKING RING. " said GRIVAS aggressive.

" I'm pretty sure Sam threw it. "

" Everyone knows Sam was the real and the only hero. FRODO would have been WORM'S FOOD if Sam wasn't there like fuck FRODO 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 "

" OK GUYS. LORD OF THE RINGS ISNT OUR MAIN THEME RN. WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT IT LATER. NOW WE JUST HAVE TO THROW THE MOTHER FUCKER INTO THE FIRES OF MORDOR! "

" easy 😎😎 "

" Ok let's do it. First, your job, Stavros, is to jerk off so that he feels it.

BTW O FRODO EINAI O STAVROS, O SAM O GRIVAS KAI TO GOLLUM O KALAFATENIOS 😱