Captain Rubber Ducky

Escape from the French Dragon's Lair

Captain Rubber Ducky was raging inside his cage. He tried to kick it, he tried to punch it, and he even tried to punch-kick it, but he was still locked in his cage. Then he noticed a bright light was reflecting off of something in the room. It was the key to the cage! He reached out to try and grab it, but he was an inch short, he tried again, but he was still short of the key. He tried to stomp, hoping to make the key bounce towards him, and it worked. He got the key and unlocked himself from the cage.

Now to get out, there was an open window, but it was to high for him to reach. The he got a great idea. There was a wooden plank, and a lot of bricks. He could use it like a catapult! He set a brick down and put the brick below. He dropped a brick on the other side of the wooden plank, and he was out of the room. Just when he thought he was home free, a guard saw him. The guard spoke into his mike, "code pink, I repeat, code pink," and seconds later hundreds and hundreds of guards showed up.

The guards all lined up their guns and shot, but Captain Rubber Ducky dodged all of them. He then grabbed a spare gun that was next to him. Captain Rubber Ducky advanced; he dodged all of the bullets, and killed all of the guards in less than 10 minutes. Then, 1000 more guards came. Captain Rubber Ducky saw a fighter plane about 50 ft. to his right. He made a run for it.

Captain Rubber Ducky barely made it to the plane. He fired once he was up in the air and he killed all the guards once again. He thought he was home free again, and again he was wrong. He felt a crash in the side of the plane and saw the French Dragon! The Dragon pulled Captain Rubber Ducky out of the plane, and threw him to the ground. He was lucky, and landed on a mattress from American Mattress. He grabbed a large metal pole to fight the French Dragon with.

The French Dragon breathed fire where Captain Rubber Ducky was moments before. He breathed fire again, but Captain rubber ducky threw the metal pole up his throat, and the French Dragon exploded into the sky. He could go back home now, and await his next battle.