Lisa: Hello kids, I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me, the color of awesome things!
Like hearts, and roses, and mars.
But most importantly, love love love love love!
(Sidewhow Bob: Blood blood blood blood blood!)
All except Lisa and Sideshow Bob: Hooray!
Bart: Hi I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand. Monarch butterflies
(Sideshow Bob: Prescription bottles.)
Bart: are your orange friends.
La la la la la la, cheese!
(Sideshow Bob: Pills!)
All except Bart and Sideshow Bob: Hooray!
Bart: What are you doing?
Sideshow Bob: What I was born to do.
Marge: As you can probably guess,
yellow's pretty fun!
Sidehow Bob: Jaundice!
Marge: You can find it on a bus
or the rays from the sun!
(Sideshow Bob: Jaundice!)
Marge: If you ask me,
yellow's number one!
(Sideshow Bob: Liver failure.)
Marge: If you like yellow and sour,
Sidehow Bob: Jaundice!
Marge: Then try a lemon.
All except Sideshow Bob: Jaundice!
Marge: Dang it!
Homer: I once ate a bug, that was the color green. But the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't
listened to green. Hooray!
Marge: Hooray!
Moe: Why didn't you change that one?
Sideshow Bob: I like that verse.
Moe: The ocean is a place where
many creatures live,
(Sideshow Bob: Nightmares.)
Moe:It's the deep blue sea and it's mysterious.
Sideshow Bob: And it'll kill you to death. Especially if you are on Titanic, so let that sink in. Pun intended.
Homer: Hooray.
Marge: Hooray.
Jimbo: Don't blow this for us man!
Come on! Purple is the color of
many pretty things from a lilac-
All except Moe and Homer: *screaming*
Blue: Dude! Dude!
All except Moe, Homer, and Barney:
*screaming*
Homer: Hooray!
Barney: I guess it's my turn..There are brown things like dirt. I, uh, can't remember the words. Please don't hurt... me.
All except Homer: *screaming*
Homer: Hooray.
Mr.Smithers: White things include-
Sideshow Bob: All broken bones.
Mr. Smithers: And doves and paper-
Sideshow Bob: And rabies' foam.
Mr. Smithers: There's ivory!-
Sideshow Bob: Worth a lot of money.
If you want to buy some,
then email me.
Homer: Hooray, hooray.
Sideshow Bob: Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul
'cause I'm an emotional mess.
Jimbo: *screaming*
All except Moe and Homer: *screaming
Jimbo: Take care of that body!
Shove him up a kid's nose
or something.
Mr.Smithers Back to normal!
All: Hooray!
Carl: I'm the last crayon.in the box you see and the color that they assigned to me IS THIS! [Skin Color]
