Sarcastic Stiles

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TATTOO GUY: ...uhm, ain't got any problems with needles do ya?

SCOTT: Nope.

STILES: I tend to get a little squeamish though so...

[Stiles faints like a precious flower]

Everybody laughed.

SCOTT: Oh, man...
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STILES (to Liam): Now, you've seen a lot of confusing things tonight and more confusing things are gonna happen because of the confusing things that happened tonight. Do you understand?

"No," muttered almost everyone.

[Scott looks like he tries to process what Stiles just said]
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[Scott and Stiles are screaming like a little girls]
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JACKSON: Call the cops.

STILES: No.

JACKSON: Wha- what do you mean 'no'?!

"Are you dumb? No means no," explained Minho.

Jackson only scowled.

STILES: I mean no, you wanna hear me Spanish? Noh.

Everybody laughed.

"I didn't know you had it in you, Thomas," said Gally, grinning.

"Thomas? Why do you call him Thomas?" asked Allison.

"Stiles lost his memories before he met Gally, but suddenly he thought that his name is Thomas and that's why Minho, Gally and Newt call him by that name," I explained.

"It's actually a good name," admitted Stiles. "Well, certainly better than Mieczyslaw."
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STILES: Coach, it's five minutes for a bathroom break. We've been on this thing for 3 hours-

COACH: (blows the whistle)

STILES: It's 60 miles till next rest stop... (another whistle) Being cooped up for hours is not good.(another whistle) You know our bladders aren't exactly... (another whistle) Coach... (another whistle) This is... (another whistle) Can you... (another whistle) Please... (another whistle) Let me talk!

COACH: (laughs and blows the whistle) GET BACK TO YOUR SIT, STILINSKI!

STILES: OKAY!!!

Newt looked at Thomas, raising an eyebrow.

"What?" snapped Thomas. "He drove me mad!"

Newt laughed.
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STILES (to Scott): What, Scott, come on. I'm a 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones, okay, sarcasm is my only defence.

"Don't be so modest, Thomas," said Gally. "You're a good fighter."

Jackson scoffed and Allison was looking at Gally with disbelief. "Stiles?" she asked. "We're talking about Stiles?"

"Yeah, you have a problem with that?" Newt nearly growled, holding Stiles' hand protectively.

Allison didn't respond.
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[Stiles types on his laptop, Danny's with him]

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